Smart thing for Parker is to race fast amd win. She is the new Pre. No other woman compares.
Smart thing for Parker is to race fast amd win. She is the new Pre. No other woman compares.
I’m with TEAM TMADDHASFNE
oooops Sorry! I’m yelling BECAUSE IM EXCITED!
1 2 3 4 Who do we appreciate????
TTTTTMAAADDDBDHDAHSHESHEBXEDDSNENENSX
Umpfff!
Can we have a better team name?!
Go Gators!
Unimaginative trolling. What is to blame? Bad meds, bad education, and possible cognitive impairment caused by too much interweb usage.
Who said anything about trolling. We’re serious runners. You?
What are you? You “troll” huh. That’s cool.
Do you run, or do you just troll along? That sounds so fun. Do you also identify as low esteem lame-o? What does your ridiculous acronym stand for?
TMADDDHASFNE wrote:
Unimaginative trolling. What is to blame? Bad meds, bad education, and possible cognitive impairment caused by too much interweb usage.
With all the hatred and love towards Valby (I remember the days it was all love but has turned recently) the winner in this thread has to be the never mentioned Olomomoi. She never brags like Valby, just stays humble. Valby still wins but rooting for olomomoi to pull the unthinkable in 2 weeks.
Parker is the fastest while remaining the most humble. How could anyone not be a fan?
Race Weather
any streams besides espn+ ?
rescheduled to 9pm
I’m expecting a conservative effort in this race just to qualify for the real racing in two weeks.
Why? Her arc trainer makes her magically immune to fatigue.
It seems you’re not immune from providing hopelessly unfunny commentary.
astro wrote:
Why? Her arc trainer makes her magically immune to fatigue.
It’s time to retire this schtick, Astro.
If you’re actually a Tuohy fan, you know that she would be within striking distance of Valby’s times. They aren’t ‘unreal’ or immune to fatigue; they are doable times for a top early-20s athlete.
astro wrote:
Why? Her arc trainer makes her magically immune to fatigue.
Hmmm, Arc Trainer or Nick Bare's Nutrition "supplements?" I wonder which looks more suspicious. You should stop throwing shade at Valby and Wiley; your princess has sold her soul to one of the most suspicious athletes anywhere. A 2:39 marathon at over 200 pounds?
4:19 in 2019, 3:24 in 2020, 2:48 in 2022, 2:39 in 2023.
That's the best you have? Anyway, sorry to break the mood. But I will laugh my ass off if she kamikazes the race tonight.
The weather can delay the start of the race, but it can’t delay the inevitable outcome of another installment of Valbymania.
Expect Great Things!!!
“Best you have”?
It’s despicable. It’d be like Mo Farah advertising for EPO.
Everyone knows why Tuohy had to take time away from racing.
Yawn. Meanwhile here all you thought Valby would cost in, conserving energy, but then like clockwork.
astro wrote:
Yawn. Meanwhile here all you thought Valby would cost in, conserving energy, but then like clockwork.
I’m not sure why you have such repeated disdain for this athlete, in an almost personal sense.
It is very odd to witness.