Why Do So Many People Believe in Satellites?

Satellite Jesus doesn't need your validation, nospace

Ha, I just noticed there's no space in your name though, cute

All cartoons and/or CGI:

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this was a fun troll.
you overplayed your hand a little. it should have been given some space to develop organically but overall it’s still one of the better threads on the first page.

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Legit question just posted some knowledge for you all. PLEASE look into it..PLEASE! You all have been dooped. Find one legitimate photo of Earth and the one you think of as fact that NASA gave to you...take a LONG look at it. Water ALWAYS finds its LEVEL.

It was a 2/10 at best, he messed up by not knowing that the moon is a satellite and not stipulating that he was only looking for "man made" orbiting satellites.

Rookie move.

Opportunity wasted.

Every "photo" they have been given is computer generated just as you posted. I don't know if they're going to let themselves realize they have been fooled by this con-organization (NASA). I hope more people realize the lies they have been fed "we live in a globe" "dinosaurs existed" "satellites are real and are above us" "there are planets and galaxies out there" etc. These, folks, and yes, know it is hard to believe, are complete and 100% lies. There is a Creator, there is a Earth (what is actually is, no one knows), stars, sun and moon and a Firmament above us. Is there more land past Antarctica? No one knows because numerous world navies are guarding it and for good reasons. No mere mortal has been past the Firmament nor has anyone EVER visited the moon. Elon Musk did NOT put a Tesla into "Space". How anyone can believe THAT is beyond me, respectfully.

You get no goodies You Fail. You got your satellite count wrong plus you are too salty. Cope

You're such a noob troll I got you using my line "You FAIL!" Not even creative enough to coin your own phrase. You got clowned on the moon, ignored the Starlink video and outed as a 2600 time loser on LRC.

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You obviously do NOT realize I was addressing you by your Username. Again, You Failed! So, you're fired! No goodies for you. Nada

Pay that poster right now, simp. 🙄

Oxford Dictionary...

moon
/mo͞on/
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noun
the NATURAL SATELLITE of the earth, visible (chiefly at night) by reflected light from the sun.

What's a "now-in-later?"

I sense some saltiness. Cope

Wrong again, glober. NASA has been lying to the public for over 50 years. The moon landing was faked. Satellites are all depicted as cartoons on Google images

I bid you all good tidings of joy especially in knowing the Truth. You won't find it watching television or listening to NASA. I will depart this thread wishing you all goodies, kindness and knowledge. Look into "Flat Earth", realize you do NOT live on a giant marble like you all have been indoctrinated to believe. Dinosaurs NEVER existed (find one REAL skeleton of one in any of the world's museums), no satellites exist above us (I'm not referring to the moon or stars), space does NOT exist, people do not live upside down in Australia that your globe tells you is fact. The Eiffel Tower is not erected sideways. Again, take a LONG look at the picture of Earth you have been indoctrinated into believing is where you live. You all have been lied to. Continue on with thy saltiness and posting as needed. Keep this thread going. Those who know the Truth, share your thoughts as well how you woke up to flat earth. Most of us were globe believers one time too. We understand your saltiness. Farewell.

This is correct. Every flat earther used to be a glober. Once you take the time to research FE you will gradually begin to question the glober indoctrination. Check out Mark Sargent's Flat Earth Clues. Also check out testingtheglobe.com

Water always finds its level, bodies of water do not curve, the horizon always rises to eye level no matter high you go up.

The earth is stationary & does not rotate. We live under an impenetrable dome/firmament, nothing gets past that, no rockets, no missiles, no ACTORnauts. There was no "Big Bang" and we are the center of God's creation. Lastly, the Bible makes it very clear that the Earth is flat.

If you believe the Bible, you are dumber than many 9 year olds. That's a pretty common age when smart people smell BS with religions.

"low-or-no-content-post" mod should be canned for targeting me, and for nanny-modding a joke thread.

Because Lou Reed says so, and Lou is 'the Man.'

("...and things like that drive me out of my mind")