Challenged by a 3rd-Degree Female Blackbelt in Shotokan karate

We started arguing because i took fault with her being a 3rd degree blackbelt and being a woman. I felt really insecure and still do.

I am a 3rd dan in karate was Scottish/British karate champ twice,not tough enough so went on to kick-boxing and won Scottis/british/european titles fought in Canada/USA several times against regional champs I have been doing martial arts for 35 years have had many street fights (not the one who started it) but I tell you the truth about your question,you will knock the shit out of her in 1 minute no problem,karate is a load of piss. People who practice it are deluded ,they do not know any better,if they ever get in an actual fight ,what a shock they will have.

Since you are already worried by the fact she is a graded black belt in some shitty 'martial art', she already has the advantage. If I was in your position, my gameplan would be to avoid getting hit- I've sparred with black belts, male and female, and believe me, they can hurt you.

Easiest ways to victory:

A- Try to KO her, but risk being kicked in the head by a woman

B- Try to copy your hero(Chuck Norris) by roundhouse kicking her, but risk getting kicked in the head by a woman

C- Take her to the ground, but risk seeing how dirty women actually fight

D- Sneak up behind her the day before the fight and hit her with a baseball bat, but risk being arrested for attempted murder

E- Push her down a well, and risk.....nothing. Nobody will know, and you won't have to tell anybody so this seems to be the best strategy.

I am a tae kwon do and aikido master (having practiced both for 20+ years), and first she is a girl. Not to be sexist, but you being twice her size is a complete advantage towards you. Her training is good but karate is the weakest of all martal art forms, and usually produces the worst fighters. From what other martial artists have told me karate is more of a self-discipline and not a true "fighting" technique.

I doubt she is a 3rd degree black belt, because people at that level usually don't challenge people to fights, they only fight when they feel threatened.

I'm more likely to believe iron_man's post. I'm not that many pounds of muscle away from being bouncer material and they have to subdue all types of women. I think I could use my strength to her. I'm willing to take the hits since she amount of force required for her to hit me in the head with a kick would be dissipated by the distance she her kicks have to travel.

Would she be able to kick you if the fight was on a treadmill?

You called it right,in all fights its usually the hardest person wins,as you said kicks are relatively ineffectual and in a real situation you are probably only going to get one kick at your opponent,the gap closes,bingo now you are in a clinch alls equal the biggest guy usually comes out on top.

You lose. The fight will end up on the ground. She is quicker than you (because you're probably slow with a relatively high BMI, possibly fat). So you will end up on the ground in a defensive position. So your size and bulk is somewhat neutralized. Your head and/or throat will be easy pickings. If she knows how to apply an arm bar, she'll break your arm unless you cry "uncle."

You could also be in for more than you bargained for if she successfully gets you in a "guard" or leg scissors (which is good for foreplay if you can turn things around and talk her into fcuking instead of fighting). If she locks her ankles you will have a hell of a time getting out of that and by then she will be able to gouge your eyes out, rip your nuts off, smash your kneecap, that sort of thing.

i dont think it would end up on the ground, Shokotan doesnt teach grappling anyway. She'd have to knock me down first, and I dont think that will happen.

Hwa Rang Do wrote:

You lose. The fight will end up on the ground. She is quicker than you (because you're probably slow with a relatively high BMI, possibly fat). So you will end up on the ground in a defensive position. So your size and bulk is somewhat neutralized. Your head and/or throat will be easy pickings. If she knows how to apply an arm bar, she'll break your arm unless you cry "uncle."

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You're saying this as if you think I'm gonna be static or something. My fighting stance is more like a boxers so that would make the arm bar quite difficult unless she has more brute strength than me, highly unlikely.

karatesux wrote:

im not a troll, its a serious threat, it was issued in a chat room by her

omg..... a chat room threat..... lol

for awhile i thought you might be her ex husband and she got a retraining order to keep you away from her.

One bullet from 20 feet away > 100 years of Ninja training.

lol just bring a gun with 12 bullets; there is no way you can miss that many times. Even if she's a 12th degree black belt w/e, shooting, even if you have never shot a fun b4 will be the easiest thing to do.

This came from a "chat room" which is contrary to there are "deep and extensive issues" between them. Can't you morons see this is a troll?

it doesnt matter, this thread made my day.

based on your posts like not being able to weigh a dumbbell and figure out the weight...

I'd say your bouncer material right now.

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You are static, compared to her. Your reflexes are slow relative to her. When you are on the ground; probably from losing your balance, she will have neutralized your ability to strike with any strength. That is when she has the option of going for the arm bar. You will probably be protecting your head and throat, leaving her an opening to place your arm in a hold that will break your arm. In fact, your bulk works to your disadvantage when it comes to breaking your arm.

Dude, The issue is how fast will the clothes come off once you guys hit the mat. This is just a way to get you alone and under her control.

If you guys take it to the ground this will end up as a sex romp on those blue gym mats.

She is 35 and you are 21. She just wants a younger man to take control of and maybe dominated by.

If I was you I would grab her around the waist and thrust until she screams.