ugly hidden truth wrote:
Sorry to pick on you. Your post is just too sad. No one believes you.
What your you or any other poster defending the BYU runner be posting if LeBron James was showing his testicles during repeated games?
I guess if LeBron James showed his testicles during games he would be a true "baller."
In all seriousness, you're missing the point. These shorts are becoming the new trend. You know how this year all we're hearing about is the "super spikes" and what a difference they're making in the improvement of performances? Next year we'll be hearing about the shorts. Many have already come forward and stated that unrestrained testicles improve running economy and efficiency and, by virtue of that, improve performances.
A leading manufacturer of the shorts is already developing marking material that is beginning to appear in some publications. One of the advertisements reads as:
You owe it to yourself to try our short performance shorts. These shorts are specifically designed to improve your running by making you less constrained. Give your apple bag the freedom that it so desperately desires and experience a marked improvement in performance as well as your happiness.