Frank Meza 2:53:10 at LA Marathon (70 years old) unofficial time (just finished)

Roderick Powell wrote:

FM not admitting his guilt by now is a red flag that there could be more to this than we yet know.

Spot on Roderick.

deadesq wrote:

Meanwhile....

https://imgur.com/a/ZVGR3zd

Corner of Rodeo & Wilshire, right across from the Jimmy Choo store. A very hard turn on to Wilshire between miles 17 and 18, and very nice close-ups of all our old friends. Except, of course, Frank.

Thanks for posting.

Let me clarify, it’s a micropenis. I don’t have to present photographic evidence or a written statement from girls I’ve had no success.

I ignore the fact the Loyola High School administration scrubbed Frank Meza, a long time assistant coach and benefactor of the school after performing their own due diligence.

I also make lies and twist statements for my own senseless arguments. Frank Meza did not off to disqualify himself for LAM or Phoenix. He agreed with the decision of a USATF official, but I have twisted it and said he has offered. A parent claimed Frank said he ran a 2:20 marathon. I have now presented this as fact.

Did I tell you I have a micropenis?

Roderick Powell wrote:

FM not admitting his guilt by now is a red flag that there could be more to this than we yet know.

So says Roderick, Frank’s accomplice in this nasty busy.

I’m curious. Roderick, does Frank reimburse you for mileage or do you drive Frank’s car?

It took me awhile v3 wrote:

Let me clarify, it’s a micropenis. I don’t have to present photographic evidence or a written statement from girls I’ve had no success.

I ignore the fact the Loyola High School administration scrubbed Frank Meza, a long time assistant coach and benefactor of the school after performing their own due diligence.

I also make lies and twist statements for my own senseless arguments. Frank Meza did not off to disqualify himself for LAM or Phoenix. He agreed with the decision of a USATF official, but I have twisted it and said he has offered. A parent claimed Frank said he ran a 2:20 marathon. I have now presented this as fact.

Did I tell you I have a micropenis?

I like you v3. And just to show you how much I like you, I decided to add more information:

Also, thanks deadesq for all the sleuthing, great job!

Hey, V1, 2, 3... How do you respond to Mr. Dominguez?

RI red wrote:

Hey, V1, 2, 3... How do you respond to Mr. Dominguez?

Anonymous troll poster. Really? "I need to reconsider my friendship", "I need to have a 'Frank' talk"?

It's obvious that it's an anonymous troll trying to outtroll my hobbytrolling.

Took me a while v2 wrote:

my hobbytrolling.

FMD mate, it's gone way beyond a hobby lol.

BREAKING NEWS: I was reviewing the Sprouts marathon footage for myself and noticed an anomaly. At 01:35:26 left in the footage two runners actually exit the course and sit down. They also appear to be stretching. At one point one of them removed a jacket and discards it to the grass and LEAVES IT.

The second runner has her bib hidden behind a rose-colored coat as she passes in front of the camera.

Please Derek, look into this urgently. We need to our runner identification team to pull all relevant finisherpix. Career-ruining team, I need you guys contacting their employers, as soon as possible. Let's do this!

RI red wrote:

Hey, V1, 2, 3... How do you respond to Mr. Dominguez?

I'm a bit busy with talking to a penile enlargement plastic surgeon right now, back trolling later.

Took me a while v2 wrote:

Please Derek, look into this urgently. We need to our runner identification team to pull all relevant finisherpix. Career-ruining team, I need you guys contacting their employers, as soon as possible. Let's do this!

Hold on, I just realized that they weren't claiming World records or anything like that.

Took me a while v2 wrote:

Hold on, I just realized that they weren't claiming World records or anything like that.

Neither was Frank's WR eligible. It's all 100% hobbyjogging. Most of the races investigated he wasn't running near a WR pace.... But somehow you think it's fine that only people OTHER than Frank can take breaks during marathons? If it's Frank then all of his runs must be max-effort runs with no sitting on the curb or stretching or removing clothes because he got warm. Gotcha.

Use both hands, it’ll take a shorter “while”...

Another nail in the coffin. wrote:

Thanks for posting.

You're welcome ANITC....and just for you....

This photographer was located on what appears to be a very empty portion of South Santa Monica Boulevard between Canon & Beverly. Between miles 16 and 17. Or in other words, right shortly after the 25K mat.

Here are some time of day crossings of the 25K mat.:

25K

#1299 8:35:18 a.m.

#40874: 8:37:54 a.m.

FM: 8:38:03 a.m.

#23146: 8:38:23 a.m.

#1258 8:38:45 a.m.

#1292 8:38:55 a.m.

#1197 8:39:08 a.m.

Sorry for the tiny pix, but the first guy in this series, #1299, crossed 25K almost three minutes before Frank's recorded crossing. The last guy in this series, #1197, crossed 25K a full minute after Frank's time. In this continuous four-minute series of photos, all our friends the cool kids are in the photos.

Frank is not.

Wow, just found this thread, I think I can clear some things up, I've seen this guy at lots of races, he asks us not to take his picture. He has a laminated sign that says 'No Pictures, Please" that he holds up as he approaches us.

He wears it on a lanyard around his neck.

FM clearly is a shape-shifter who’s just posing as Santa Monica Boulevard in these photos, before returning to a more humanoid appearance later on. It took me awhile to realize this.

SoCal Race photographer wrote:

Wow, just found this thread, I think I can clear some things up, I've seen this guy at lots of races, he asks us not to take his picture. He has a laminated sign that says 'No Pictures, Please" that he holds up as he approaches us.

He wears it on a lanyard around his neck.

If this is true, it's pretty damn funny. If not, well done on making me laugh.

SoCal Race photographer wrote:

Wow, just found this thread, I think I can clear some things up, I've seen this guy at lots of races, he asks us not to take his picture. He has a laminated sign that says 'No Pictures, Please" that he holds up as he approaches us.

He wears it on a lanyard around his neck.

You win the "Most unbelievable bullshitter award 2019" against very stiff competition.

SoCal Race photographer wrote:

Wow, just found this thread, I think I can clear some things up, I've seen this guy at lots of races, he asks us not to take his picture. He has a laminated sign that says 'No Pictures, Please" that he holds up as he approaches us.

He wears it on a lanyard around his neck.

Finally some real explanations to this whole fiasco.