Sit and kick wrote:
Also 'gobbled' when some jakca$$ out kicks you in the chute meaninglessly well out of contention and he started way earlier than you (earlier wave so not actually passing you, just being a dolt)
says the sore loser who got lanced
Sit and kick wrote:
Also 'gobbled' when some jakca$$ out kicks you in the chute meaninglessly well out of contention and he started way earlier than you (earlier wave so not actually passing you, just being a dolt)
says the sore loser who got lanced
Here's my contribution. This thread f*uckin sucks.
Melted. As in "that slowflake got melted by that old dude in the grimy singlet and split shorts."
I would say pedofiled since some of you masters sound like pedophiles. I think some of you 50 year olds are jacking off while thinking "I really pedofiled that boy today," when you beat him in a 5k.
How about getting "Gened" in honor of Gene Dykes who ran a sub-3 at 71 years old at Boston yesterday.
How about “reverse groomed!” As in, “That geezer reverse-groomed me! I wouldn’t date him if he was a billionaire!”
puppy-slapped
gray-foxed
silvered
Analogued
401Ked
401KO-ed
Daddy/Mommy-ed
Gonna say, “who’s your daddy?” the next time I pass some young uns.
geezered and grandpa/ma-ed are good.
Nathaniel wrote:
I would say pedofiled since some of you masters sound like pedophiles. I think some of you 50 year olds are jacking off while thinking "I really pedofiled that boy today," when you beat him in a 5k.
Natalie, you have quite a few latent fantasies.
grandfathered
Menopaused if it's by a woman.
An actual woman of course.
Threads like these remind me why the general public hates distance runners. Good job letsrun - keep the ball rolling.
Nathan’s Closet wrote:
Nathaniel wrote:
I would say pedofiled since some of you masters sound like pedophiles. I think some of you 50 year olds are jacking off while thinking "I really pedofiled that boy today," when you beat him in a 5k.
Natalie, you have quite a few latent fantasies.
I think maybe PEDofiled might even be better since some of you probably used PEDs to beat the younger runners.
I ran 4:26 for the mile and have been beaten by women before. Never in my life, have I felt the need to criticize the fact that I was beaten by someone of another gender or varying age. What is wrong with you people!?
HOOWIE wrote:
I ran 4:26 for the mile and have been beaten by women before. Never in my life, have I felt the need to criticize the fact that I was beaten by someone of another gender or varying age. What is wrong with you people!?
This is a way of mocking those who ARE upset.
goldengrahams wrote:
I got Joannied.
Me too, and she had a friend! Devastating.
The first time I got "chicked" was when I was 19 and running a very hilly 10k, something to which I was not accustomed. Based purely on her looks, I suspect the older lady who went chugging by me about five miles in was also a master, so I got master-chicked for the first time that day (I had been "mastered" by men before -- there was guy named Ino Cantu roaming the Texas hills back then who shamed many a young buck. Last I heard, he had set the over-80 world record at 800m).
HOOWIE wrote:
Threads like these remind me why the general public hates distance runners. Good job letsrun - keep the ball rolling.
Thanks for chiming in with not one but TWO responses to this thread to do nothing other than whine!
You got Matlocked.
Codgered, not to be confused with Rodgered, which can also leave you outta breath.