people laugh at runners wrote:
NoOneCares wrote:
It's pretty simple really. It's not a popular competitive sport in high school and college. To quote Kenny Powers "I play real sports. I'm not trying to be the best at exercising."
There's no fame, money, or support. If Soccer was as big as football, baseball, and basketball, don't you think we would be producing some of the world's best? Same goes for marathon running.
Also, people in the sport already have to listen to you douchebags on here b**ch about everything. It's a bunch of f***ing dorks on here talking about running. Where's the appeal for kids at a younger age? I mean, come on, I have to edit my swear words. What a joke.
Running is a joke, quite literally. Want to impress your friends on Facebook? Walk a 5 hour marathon. Your friends will credit you with a superhuman feat of endurance and ask you "That's gotta be like a world record, right?" Run 2:30 and you are known as the "jogging guy who doesn't do anything but jog all the time" (which could possibly be the case). Road races have been replaced by charity runs, zombie runs, color runs, obstacle runs and other 'novelty' events. You want to be a race winner these days? No need to run a 15:00 5k. Finish the 5k in 30 minutes, drape your medal around your neck, take a hundred selfies for FB, then wear your medal to work the next day so people can congratulate you and Sarah in accounting gets you a surprise congratulatory cake. Running is a joke. In the 80's I got my ass jacked as a sub 15 5k guy. I ran anywhere from 60 to 100+ mpw, and didn't have a medal to wear to work because I didn't get one. Breaking 25 for 5 miles didn't get you an award at many races. These days you can run a 5k in the same time and place in your age group. The disparity between elites and the masses has become staggering. You have your elites running 2:05 ish, then the masses starting around 2:40. 2:12? Well you can run with the lead woman and then hope to pull away after 20. You might be better off just power walking the 'event'. At least you'll get a medal.
I can see that you are still upset that you did not get a surprise congratulatory cake for having gotten your ass jacked as a sub 15 5k guy back in the 80s. Everyone in the Accounting department has discussed this, and we would like to get you a congratulatory cake. It will not be a surprise at this point, but I have decided to jump out of it, wearing only my finisher's medal from my most recent charity run for zombies. I hope this helps you recover and go forward with your life.