In my first middle school track meet, my shoe flew off during the first lap of a 1600 and my coach yelled at me to "keep going!" Longest run in only one shoe I guess.
In my first middle school track meet, my shoe flew off during the first lap of a 1600 and my coach yelled at me to "keep going!" Longest run in only one shoe I guess.
I've run a whole 5k with my shoelaces untied after the first 800 metres.
longest time between the first and second intercourse with the same woman--- 38 years and the first happened on an island off the east coast of mainland USA the second on an island off the west coast,
Lost a race in 11 states
In my third XC race freshman year, my shoe came off about 400 meters in due to a mud puddle. I figured it would take me a long time to put it back on so I ran the whole way with one shoe. So I basically ran almost an entire 5k with one shoe. Coach gave me an award after that one. In retrospect I definitely should've taken the 10 seconds to get my shoe back on.
no such thing as anonymous wrote:
Largest number of Taco Bell soft tacos consumed at once: 6. I ordered two drinks so the drive through attendant wouldn't judge me.
I seldom really LOLed when I claim I did. Typically it was really just a big smile. This post, on the other hand... LOL!
6 tacos? That's weak sauce. I've had 23 and then yogurtland for dessert afterward. Here's another record I remembered.
1 mile in a full body gorilla costume. It was a pink one I had bought in Vegas for shits and gigs. Finished in 5:58. Can hardly see out of the darn thing and had no idea what my time would be. Had a friend record my time and I ran blind. Without an adequate hole to breathe out of, you almost die of suffocation. Did a few runs around town for fun as well. Buddy of mine knew someone that worked in dispatch and apparently someone had called in once to report a pink gorilla running around. Once my picture ended up in a news article as well as a bmx trick video.
By the way, someone just registered my frikin name. WHO DID THIS?!?!?! Show yourself....
23 times in 24 hours
I had sex 35 times in one week many years ago
By the end, I was so sore, the skin on my dick was cracked and bleeding
200m in split shorts, 33 degrees
27.2 seconds.
I don't use tinder to get the attention of someone I want.
Basically her name was Rachel and I made a flag with her name on it and painted things that I thought I found cool about her. I drew her favorite sports team, what her favorite season is (I drew an apricot) the colors she reminds me of, how cool she is (I drew a blueberry) and other things that she told me about herself. I didn't know her last name but we talked a few times and I felt she understood what kind of person I was. I also drew hearts and question marks.
I ran with the Rachel flag across campus and I had runners knee too. So a 30 minute march turned into two hours and it was a few weeks after valentines day.
I made it on the campus story too (Snapchat) and I trolled all the Rachels at my university. People were asking me "who's Rachel?!" That's exactly what I wanted. ðŸ˜
I replied: "Shes the girl I want to ask out!"
It was snowing and I would have had hypothermia but I had some chub and stomach fat (athletic dad bod). I didn't freeze because I was listening to Crywolf -EDM and I felt invincible.
I chose to be shirtless and running just in Split shorts shoes and gloves to prove a point. Nothing can stop me from making this commotion.
In the end she saw me and rejected me. She said I was too much and I know I was, but I enjoy the chase. I dislike tinder because it's boring and everyone's trashed on there. Rachel, seemed very special to me but she was graduating this semester and I knew I made one of the greatest errors to my name. People still know me as that flag guy.
And I know that a lot of Rachel's got trolled that day. Only the one Rachel that talked to me knows who I am. So when I saw her after that she rejected me and it hurt.
Everyone's on tinder now. Maybe I should go back to sloppy dating.
From reading this, what do you think? Crazy or infamous or cool?
Horned up wrote:
I had sex 35 times in one week many years ago
By the end, I was so sore, the skin on my dick was cracked and bleeding
Turn a thing of pleasure into a exercise in pain ---Why?
Same woman? If you were cracked and bleeding WTF did she go through?
Ran an imperial mile in 4:18, buck naked. Anyone done better than that?
This is a team record, not a personal record.
My soccer team scored after kick-off without the other team touching the ball.
Twice- in one game.
And we lost the game.
I doubt this will ever be broken.
(single game record, most times scoring goals after kickoff without other team touching the ball, in a losing effort)
Not bad.... wrote:
Ran an imperial mile in 4:18, buck naked. Anyone done better than that?
And you weren't arrested?
soccer coachhhhh wrote:
This is a team record, not a personal record.
My soccer team scored after kick-off without the other team touching the ball.
Twice- in one game.
And we lost the game.
I doubt this will ever be broken.
(single game record, most times scoring goals after kickoff without other team touching the ball, in a losing effort)
Have you ever seen a 3 year old soccer game?
Each team scores at least 20 times.
Benched 400 lbs. while only weighing 200 lbs. That's a heck of a ratio! About a week and a half ago, I truthfully stated I benched 250 lbs. while weighing 145 lbs. and I was hit with waves of disbelief. [Maybe it wasn't waves of disbelief. Maybe one person just kept changing his name.]
Didn't eat for 10 days.
Do hunger symptoms really go away after three days of fasting?
But I had bloody piss for 43 days straight.
(Thanks to a kidney stone!)