Seb Coe's Weight

Who was your favorite military hero.

Mine was the old southern colnel.

Cunalangus... he was a man who was all over it and was never afraid to hit the bush in order to penetrate.

You don't say. Well now, I can't say I've ever tried it as much, but rest assured laddy, I'll be tryin' some as soon as me ol' lady hits her hay.

Can't say I've heard of him there lad. My vote'd be for that there Mongolian fellar, what's his name? Oh yes, sure enough now, it was Gangass Kong.

Sebastian Coe was a ten-foot tall beast man, who showered in vodka, and fed his baby shrimp scampi.

Did I ever tell you about the time Sebastian Coe forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Coe tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

Californian wrote:

He was not 5'10", probably more like 5'7 or 5'8". In his biography, he says something about weighing twelve and a half stone, but I'm not sure what the conversion is to pounds. No way he was 5'10", 120. Coe was skinny, but well muscled. 5'10", 120 would make him as lanky as Tergat.

not not really

when i was an 800m runner i was 5'10 and weighed 118

but i lifted a lot and did not look as lanky as tergat, more muscle does not neccessarily result in a shitload of weight added.

I lifted every other day with chest, shoulders, triceps, biceps etx

also squats

3 sets by 10 reps usually.

I would not be surprised if he weighed that much as i felt that was the optimum raceday weight for me

That Coe was something. Did you know he liked to braid his pubic hair hanging off his scrotum into a pigtail?

"but i lifted a lot and did not look as lanky as tergat, more muscle does not neccessarily result in a shitload of weight added."

LOL

this is why i never belive ANYTHING I READ HERE!!!!

sorry kid more muscle means more weight Tergat is around 5'11", 135lb

IF you weighed 118lb and were 5'10".

hahahaaa

you DID NOT have more muscle than Tergat, UNLESS, you had SIGNIFICANLY less body fat than Tergat.

AND, if you had significantly less body fat than Tergat.

you would be dead.

Coe had some good training friend who always kept him on the move and hence kept his weight off. The ones who come to mind are Dick Inurbum and Gordon Longschlonge

Don't forget laddy 'bout Jacques de Balzucher. He helped with Coe's recovery in ways we'll never know.

Seb was all man.I loved him.

We also must remember how he liked to shower with other men after the races. The Irishmen Michael O'Cocinurcrack and Peter McCumhardt really were able to go to town on Coe and even before his races when he was like a horse going into a chute at the track, they knew ways no one else did to settle him down. Every year for Christmas they would wax all of his body hair off. He just loved it and it made his race weight that much lighter.

Ah yes, I see. It's all coming together lad. Tell me, did Coe ever visit, during his peak years of course, with the world renown masseur Phil McKraken?

Coe is 5'8", but lists himself as 5'10" on match.com. (He also says that he likes long walks on the beach, and his favorite movie is "Sleepless in Seattle.")

I heard he likes to watch Saturday morning cartoons while wearing his footie pajamas and eating Trix cereal with Strawberry milk

Does he still like to sit in the park and feed pigeons

"If that guy saw the same documentary I did, I think Peter Coe meant to say 3%. He said something like "There's naught point 3 body fat on Seb," which I think would mean 30% (clearly wrong). 3% is most likely correct. 0.3% = DEAD, and 30% = Drew Barrymore (not much better)."

exactly, thats the exact quote i was thinking of. i just thought that naught point three meant 0.3. whatever, i was just going with what the guy said.

Buck Rogers wrote:

Who was your favorite military hero.

Mine was the old southern colnel.

Cunalangus... he was a man who was all over it and was never afraid to hit the bush in order to penetrate.

Dude, it's "Colonel Angus," not cunalangus. Besides, if you were actually trying to spell the act of oral sex on a woman(cunnilingus), you would be way off, too. I appreciate your reference, but come on, if you're going to do it, do it right.

///\/// wrote:

"If that guy saw the same documentary I did, I think Peter Coe meant to say 3%. He said something like "There's naught point 3 body fat on Seb," which I think would mean 30% (clearly wrong). 3% is most likely correct. 0.3% = DEAD, and 30% = Drew Barrymore (not much better)."

exactly, thats the exact quote i was thinking of. i just thought that naught point three meant 0.3. whatever, i was just going with what the guy said.

Naught point three does mean 0.3, but Peter Coe never said it was a percentage. I think he meant it as a proportion, and that he meant to say 0.03. Great documentary. You buy it from the ebay salesman who posted here a short while ago?

the jerk store called (T.P.) wrote:

Dude, it's "Colonel Angus," not cunalangus. Besides, if you were actually trying to spell the act of oral sex on a woman(cunnilingus), you would be way off, too. I appreciate your reference, but come on, if you're going to do it, do it right.

EXACTLY what I was thinking "jerk store". Not spelling out the Colonel part (or pronouncing it close to that) ruins the whole joke. Good SNL skit though.

Colonel Angus? Meet Phil Ayshio.