Brazilian diver kicked her roommate out to have a marathon sex session with a canoeist

Sharia law guy (because of course you're a guy): Your entire religion - and most others - is based on some dude having heat stroke-related visions in the desert and convincing the unwashed, illiterate masses that a) there's a god and b) said dude spoke to said god. Religion, as a rule, poisons everything it touches, and Islam is particularly virulent right now.

Have a blessed day :)

Mr. Cat

imagine the positions:

https://www.instagram.com/p/2EkaLoIZ_m/?taken-by=ingrid.oliveira96&hl=en

He was the cuck.

I'm so thankful this news is being reported. By doing so, more people will buy news so that more in depth journalism can be produced.

Thank you telegraph.co.uk

Peptide Dismal wrote:

He was the cuck.

Muff diver.

ThunderThighs wrote:

Ummm, I think I need to point out that the male canoeist the girl diver slept with is actually gay. My Gaydar went off the charts after looking at the photos of him. He is clearly gay. You can just tell by the way he smiles. Only gay guys smile like that.

You sure know a lot about gays...hiding something?

I tend to take the "Galloway" approach to sex marathoning. Vigorous thrusting interspersed with low intensity spooning. I have a feeling I'm going to break the elusive 4 minute barrier any day now.

TrackB0t wrote:

So how long does sex have to be for it to count as marathon sex? And how long of a break are you allowed between sessions?

TrackB0t wrote:

So how long does sex have to be for it to count as marathon sex? And how long of a break are you allowed between sessions?

As a lifetime total, the average LetsRun poster has not had sex for two hours, so this thread should be deleted before extreme butthurt ensues. (The LetsRunner's current favorite word and constant state of being.)

elfie rupp wrote:

There is no evidence whatsoever that elfie rupp has ever had sex with a woman.

He does have a kid.

I can't be the only one thinking of the "little man in the canoe" reference?

Well, it would be 26.2 miles in "distance covered".

Score one for the canoeists. More deserving of a gold medal than whoever it was that actually won.

hypocrisy is nice wrote:

TrackB0t wrote:

So how long does sex have to be for it to count as marathon sex? And how long of a break are you allowed between sessions?

As a lifetime total, the average LetsRun poster has not had sex for two hours, so this thread should be deleted before extreme butthurt ensues. (The LetsRunner's current favorite word and constant state of being.)

If your butt hurts you might be doing it wrong.

elfie rupp wrote:

There is no evidence whatsoever that elfie rupp has ever had sex with a woman.

Lady parts are not Rupp certified.

you walked into this one wrote:

hypocrisy is nice wrote:

As a lifetime total, the average LetsRun poster has not had sex for two hours, so this thread should be deleted before extreme butthurt ensues. (The LetsRunner's current favorite word and constant state of being.)

If your butt hurts you might be doing it wrong.

Boy you have a very hetro centric view of life. You might want to get out a bit more.

areusure? wrote:

ThunderThighs wrote:

Ummm, I think I need to point out that the male canoeist the girl diver slept with is actually gay. My Gaydar went off the charts after looking at the photos of him. He is clearly gay. You can just tell by the way he smiles. Only gay guys smile like that.

You sure know a lot about gays...hiding something?

I have a PhD in Gaydar Engineering.

I feel sorry for the 17 year old girl. There was an inspiring documentary about her on tv the other week.

Her dreams, hard work, dedication, and her privacy have been undermined by her dive partner's selfish attitude and online narcissism.

She should've told them to f off and go find somebody else's room to mess about in.

I wish her well for the future, it can't be easy growing up with everything echoing around the internet forever.

I am with Pedroso on this one. 100%. She worked her butt off to get to the Olympics and the night before her event had to wander the halls. Her super selfish partner couldn't wait one night. No wonder they finished last in their event.

Nothing but butt.