I'll sometimes go to a smoothie place after a workout. 3" shorts are fine since it's obvious that I worked out, but I prefer 5" typically. they're long enough that you can wear them as normal shorts.
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boca wrote:
gnarlysheen wrote:
Personally, I don't mind showing some skin. It can get really hot in Austin and I have some seriously sexy legs that must be seen. They are beautiful pieces of art. Seriously, if you're ever in town let me know. I'll show them off. Just give me some notice so I can purchase the correct oiling agent for sheen.
That does remind me though, has anyone with their respective penile issues considered surgery? I read about this guy who had a penile reduction, reducing the size of his johnson so he could run more. The shaft was creating friction between the inner thigh and mushroom head. I've been considering a penile reduction for a while because I'm tired of the rod slipping out every time I go to wave at a neighbor. It's embarrassing how huge my Johnson can be and it is cause MAJOR running issues for me.
Asking for a friend.
I'll take Wishful Thinking for $200, Alex.
Care to explain what you mean by that comment?
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lmb wrote:
I see guys wearing shorts that are too small for their size and carrying a Fanny pack with wallet, keys, and phone. I like to wear longer shorts and carry whatever I need in my pockets
Yeah bro, that sounds pretty f%%%%% g$y to me!!
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5" soft wrote:
I'll sometimes go to a smoothie place after a workout. 3" shorts are fine since it's obvious that I worked out, but I prefer 5" typically. they're long enough that you can wear them as normal shorts.
I agree with everything above except going to a smoothie place. Please tell me you're with your lady and not trying to pick up sticks if you catch my drift... Sounds a little light in the loafers as a man to walk into a smoothie place with short shorts on alone...
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Why are you pretending 1:25 is a good time?
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I like to wear my 32” inseam shorts when it’s cold out
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Winterunner wrote:
I like to wear my 32” inseam shorts when it’s cold out
Ha! Classic, bro
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I'm secure enough that I don't care what others think. I have worn 5' inseam, 3' inseam, and half-tights in food places. Often, my HS team would drive to a smoothie place right by us after a hard workout for recovery without changing first. It depends on how fast the workout was - so which shorts / tights I was wearing - but they're still running shorts.
I will not go into a store just in tights though. I'm fine with running in just them, but not in a store
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Jake The Snake wrote:
If it's not at least 7", Jake Jr starts peeking out.
I heard that, big guy. I tried making a thread about this particular issue and got suspended for a week! The trophy flops out of the gear so often you'd think I were painting the dashed center street lanes white. Hence why I do not prefer a short- short. The 3 inchers must be for guys with small penile gear. Peace and Love,
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gnarlysheen wrote:
Jake The Snake wrote:
If it's not at least 7", Jake Jr starts peeking out.
I heard that, big guy. I tried making a thread about this particular issue and got suspended for a week! The trophy flops out of the gear so often you'd think I were painting the dashed center street lanes white. Hence why I do not prefer a short- short. The 3 inchers must be for guys with small penile gear. Peace and Love,
Know what I'm sayin' Jakey-poo?
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gnarlysheen wrote:
Jake The Snake wrote:
If it's not at least 7", Jake Jr starts peeking out.
I heard that, big guy. I tried making a thread about this particular issue and got suspended for a week! The trophy flops out of the gear so often you'd think I were painting the dashed center street lanes white. Hence why I do not prefer a short- short. The 3 inchers must be for guys with small penile gear. Peace and Love,
You reference large members enough to let everyone know you like to smoke pole.
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Not That There's Anything Wrong With That wrote:
gnarlysheen wrote:
I heard that, big guy. I tried making a thread about this particular issue and got suspended for a week! The trophy flops out of the gear so often you'd think I were painting the dashed center street lanes white. Hence why I do not prefer a short- short. The 3 inchers must be for guys with small penile gear. Peace and Love,
You reference large members enough to let everyone know you like to smoke pole.
Yeah coming from the guy who's name is "not that there's anything wrong with that" LOFL bro. You kill me with your gayness.
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long shorts stink wrote:
Does any dedicated runner wear those? Even 5" seems long.
Granted, I'd never wear 1" inseam BOA's, but no standard retail store carries even 5".
imagine being triggered by what other men wear for shorts. Maybe focus on your own life and not other mens pants
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gnarlysheen wrote:
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That wrote:
You reference large members enough to let everyone know you like to smoke pole.
Yeah coming from the guy who's name is "not that there's anything wrong with that" LOFL bro. You kill me with your gayness.
The latency is strong in this one.
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I wear half tights for most of my runs and hear that about once per year. It is what it is
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I wear half tights for most of my runs and hear that about once per year. It is what it is
Nothing wrong with that, my man. I did that back my soccer days.
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I wear 9 inch shorts, weigh >200lbs, have a goatie, run 20-25 mpw for a 16:11. Now what do you think about that?
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What’s the point of anything? Please take me back 7 years where all I had to worry about was inseam length
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