Jees - you're unpleasant.
I once asked whether he had been shouting it for the last 20 years.
To be honest, I'm usually past them when I hear it and don't have time to engage them in their little conversation.
Jees - you're unpleasant.
I once asked whether he had been shouting it for the last 20 years.
To be honest, I'm usually past them when I hear it and don't have time to engage them in their little conversation.
Unpleasant is as unpleasant does!
Why all the bitterness on this board? Anyone who would yell such a thing is obviously impressed by your running ability. You need to consider this a compliment, and, potentially a come-on. Think about how good you look in your tight little split shorts and try to get some action out of it. You could stop and ask if they want to see your shrimp.
Forrest Gump wrote:
I'm pretty sure all serious runners have heard someone yell "run Forrest, run" while they are working out, but how do you respond? I've never seen the movie, so I just smile and wave, but what do you guys do?
Best response "F*ck off Jennay!"
I usually don't say anything.
But, a couple of months ago on my run I got "gumped".
I run early, when it is still dark. I am going in the street, but against traffic(there is no actual traffic on these roads).
A guy drives up from behind, and slows down.
Rolls down his window and says "run, Forrest, run!"
My 90# pitbull lunges to the end of her leash and slams the side of his car, and lets out a vicious snarl/growl.
I think he wet himself.
been around ya' know wrote:
I would just grab my package . . . but that is my response to most things I find displeasing.
I agree.
Keep running and just put your hand to your ear like you're all "Whuh?". Then if they yell again do the same thing, as if you can't hear what they're saying. AFter one or two 'yells they usually just give up, feeling pretty stupid for having started in the first place.
If they are close enough, stop in front of them and act utterly confused. Say, "What are you talking about?" Act is if you've never heard of Forrest Gump and have no idea what they're talking about.
Inbreed, Cletus! Inbreed!
The best response showing the you are untouchable and that the person yelling that is an uncreative simpleton:
Slow down, look at the person and with a smile and slight shrug say, "Gee I've never heard THAT ONE before"
Your welcome.
Shut up, democrat.
What makes you think the OP is a Democrat and why would that be relevant to this thread?(PS I bet your post made some Republicans cringe)
Non-Democrat wrote:
Shut up, democrat.
"run Desert, run!"
I usually just look them in the eye and say "I'll fight you."
"eat fatty eat" is the winner in the movie of my life
Just yell as loud as you can, "I f$cked your mother last night!", then do the thing where you put up your index and middle fingers and pretend you are aggressively performing cunnilingus.
One time at a hockey game, Tie Domi did this to us as we were taunting him from behind the player's bench. We shut up immediately. And now I use this move always, and it always works.
Conundrum wrote:
What makes you think the OP is a Democrat and why would that be relevant to this thread?
(PS I bet your post made some Republicans cringe)
Non-Democrat wrote:Shut up, democrat.
Classic... right over yer head.
"I gotta pee, sir!"
john 316 marathon wrote:
Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll kill him
I'm sticking with jerk store! Jerk store is the line. Jerk store!
Swooosh! wrote:
Non-Democrat wrote:Shut up, democrat.
Classic... right over yer head.[/quote]
No I don't get it. Why would you tell them to shut up and then give them a compliment?