I saw this maid service driving a van down the street a month or two ago (I swear it's real): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqxMD79CAAA2IpN.jpg:large
I saw this maid service driving a van down the street a month or two ago (I swear it's real): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqxMD79CAAA2IpN.jpg:large
cheapguy wrote:
I was in a similar position last year. I actually wrote my wife a funny and caring poem to the structure of "Twas the Night Before Christmas". She absolutely adored it and says it is the best gift she has ever received. It didn't cost us a dime, but it took me forever to write because I am not particularly gifted in that area.
That's the kind of gift women fantasize about getting but than hold a grudge against their husband when he does it as opposed to something tangible.
Women Logic
Positive Contribtution wrote:
That's the kind of gift women fantasize about getting but than hold a grudge against their husband when he does it as opposed to something tangible.
Women Logic
Yes.
She's going to buy maternity clothes anyway. Giving her a shopping trip might sound expensive, but you're getting credit for money that she's going to spend regardless. (of course, you could get even more points by going with her on said trip. If you need a rationalization, that would be your real gift/sacrifice.)
I like collecting calendars specifically Lang calendars. I like the amazing artwork printed on richly embossed paper, the stylish designs...so pretty. And most of all allow us to jot down important events or write a to do list. I think this is a good Christmas gift - it's affordable, functional and doubles as a home decor piece. See it for yourself http://calendars.com.au/all-categories/kids.html
Get your junk waxed. DIY if you have to.
A spa certificate for a pedicure, pre/postnatal massage or all three
I can't believe this hasn't been suggested yet. Just goes to show how lame most of you losers are when it comes to understanding women.
Nice plush heavy Turkish Cotton Terry Cloth Robe. You can get a nice one for under 150 and a functional one for half that, Add a set of 4 Turkish cotton towels 35 bucks for a second package under the tree and you are under a 200 .
Marketed as a Spa Set often.
Not to tell you how to conduct your love life but the strip to model it leads to delaying opening the towels.
just checked $150- might get one at a better price than the first one I opened but the 1/2" loop 69,000 count is good benchmarks.
How about getting a promotion so that she isn't married to a guy who can barely provide for his growing family.
I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet...
ANOTHER DUDE. Do you see what I'm saying. Right now she is pregnant and all charged up. There is also no chance of him getting her pregnant. Get online, find yourself a good looking guy interested in this, have him come over, and THEN watch the magic happen. You will probably like it.
Did someone say creampie? Huh? Did they?
I think they did...
Please give us an idea what your budget is like.
Silly to suggest 200 dollar stuff when you are looking for $19.95 stuff
concur...always a crowd favorite
This is how you do it... wrote:
Step 1. You cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. You put your junk in that box.
Step 3. You have her open the box.
And that is how you do it!
