CAN YOU DATE A SMOKER!!!???

starts at 100. usually goes like..oooo yea, that's hot. (see she's smoking) awww minus 25. usually a big hit.

I call FRIGGIN' BS on that 100-meters time.

Here is one simple rule to follow and I'm sure you will find this to be true. "If she smokes, she f***s." Date a chick that smokes and you will get laid.

Smoking in an indication that she is a risk taker, she shurgus off societies rules, she's laid back. Start talking to some chick that DOESN'T:

-Eat meat

-drink cokes

-drink beer

-drink caffine

-eat french fries... blah blah blah

You will realize that there are MANY other things she DOESN'T do as well-like blow you on the second date.

When I say "if she smokes, she f***s" I'm not talking about dating a girl for years, I'm not talking marriage. I'm talling about a chance to go on one or two dates and get laid or blown.

A chic that smokes will more than likely give it up over a girl that doesn't. And if you are in HS girls without fathers are easy targets as well. If her dad ran out on her, or mom divorced her dad and there's no man in the home- bingo you just landed in easy date heaven.

yeah im a pretty serious runner, i even run in college, and im probly faster than most of the people who post on this forum, but do i have a problem with a woman who smokes?

no

i mean sure, it is a dirty habit, isnt exactly healthy, and i dont do it, except for a cigar from time to time, but im not a f***ing little bitch. she is who she is regardless of her smoking habits. sure a girl who doesnt smoke would probly always be better, but can we stop acting little vaginas. its not that bad. some of you act like it affects the whole goddamn relationship.

once dated a chick who lived with her mom and the woman was always away from home for work-related stuff. dad was divorced and not living with them. we f***ed like superfreaky jackrabbits and it was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

u wanna know how i met my wife? too bad. ill tell u how i f*** bitches instead. i just walk around and im like hey u f***in skanky whore, u want some of this dick? and theyre like hell yeah stick it in my ass. when i f*** bitches they sound like wounded animals when they moan. i f*** them so hard sometimes they cry, because not all girls can take the 5 mile boner i have. its true. my boner is bigger than many small towns. my boner causes alot of trouble sometimes. it has knocked over houses and buildings, injured people, and turned perfectly nice pussies into gross chipped ham instantly. my cock is so powerful that many times i have not pulled out when f***ing a slutty f***in whore and blew my load in her, shooting her directly into outer space. i have f***ed whole towns, and whole families before. i am the ultimate f*** machine. oh yeah, heres some of my p.r.\'s:

1 mile- 1 second

2 mile- 1 second

5k- 2 seconds

8k- 4 seconds

10k- 4.5 seconds

100 meters- 0.0 seconds

i rule. everyone lick my balls and eat my shit

That was too f***ing funny....