Cheatin Heart wrote:
I've seen Flagpole's wife. He'd cheat any time he could have a chance.
But, then again, I've seen Flagpole. He won't have any chances.
Keep your day job.
Cheatin Heart wrote:
I've seen Flagpole's wife. He'd cheat any time he could have a chance.
But, then again, I've seen Flagpole. He won't have any chances.
Keep your day job.
You keep saying your physical life is so great. Maybe your guy does'nt think so. Also, it was probably your fault for not being with your man in the first place. You probably wanted to watch some Lifetime movie with Valerie Bertinelli or Melissa Gilbert and he didnt and you let your dawg out of the house with no leash. By the way your man is probably gay if all he did was kiss her.
heartbroken wrote:
Are all men just dogs?
Except for my brother Flagpole, all men are dogs. Woof.
Yes,yes you should.
Yes you would be foolish to give him another chance. No, you won't ever be able to trust him again. Use this oppertunity to focus on your running. Relationships will come and go, but your PB's are there for life.
Everyone deserves ONE chance if you care about them. After that, all bets are off.
Ha Ha hA, this guy sounds like the biggest pussy
I'm sure he is getting tired of nailing one Bitch, so he just wanted to taste something a little different. If I were you I would totally realize that he is a man and has his needs, and if you have a problem dealing with this, you can come visit me in Houston Tx, I will show you what a real man can do!!
P.S. Im sure he got head from that fine ass biiiiiiiitch
amen.
Should I tell Flagpole that his wife and litte girl both slobbed my knob at COSI last week when they went on a "field trip"? No? Oh, ok. Forget it, Flagpole.
Gerald Stephenson wrote:
Should I tell Flagpole that his wife and litte girl both slobbed my knob at COSI last week when they went on a "field trip"? No? Oh, ok. Forget it, Flagpole.
Dude, you also need to keep your day job.
Let me give you a free lesson in comedy.
Originality is the key. The following are things said all the time in attempts at a witty comeback and therefore CAN'T be funny:
1) You're gay
2) Your father is gay
3) I did your (wife, mother, sister, daughter, family member)
4) You suck
5) Your dick is small
6) You have a low-paying job
There are a few more along those lines, but you get the idea. You should be able to recognize what is said all the time.
Now, when you can respond like this - "As far as feeling I'm the smartest man in the world, I don't - I'm 4th at best when putting me up against other MEN, and I fall considerably when women are allowed to enter the equation. My wife is a bonafide genius, and so in my own house I am No. 2, and if my daughter's development continues at its torrid pace, I will soon be No. 3. My 4-year-old son still believes in the Hyperian Theory of macrogenetics, and he is unwillling to admit that Adam Scottlander so convincingly disproved that theroy in his 1993 submission to the journal Macrogenetics. Until he gets off his nostalgic high horse there, he will remain behind me in my house at No. 4."
...THEN try your hand at humor again.
HHH wrote:
Relationships will come and go, but your PB's are there for life.
Well, so is Herpes, but we don't give it more importance than relationships.
How about you and I kiss and make your boyfriend watch.That well teach him a lesson.
are you out of your damn mind? He didn't cheat on you. He kissed a girl. Get over it and grow up. You have got to be freakin kidding me
For everyone who considers kissing not cheating -
does that mean your girlfriend or wife can make out with as many guys as she wants?
trying to understand wrote:
For everyone who considers kissing not cheating -
does that mean your girlfriend or wife can make out with as many guys as she wants?
Yes, kissing is cheating, but there are varying degrees of cheating, and this is toward the lower level.
Mine confessed to me yesterday that while he was on holiday (guys laborday-weekend)in myrtle beach (which I agreed to) that he had sex with a girl on saturday night in his drunkest hour, on the beach, which , might have been forgivable, but then on saturday after sleep and was sober he left his hotel he went looking for her and did it again.
I am so in pain you dont know! We have been together 5 years. A rocky road, haapr road, fighting road future road, he bought a house this past summer for me and my 2 teenage girls.
Maybe he was overwhelemed, stressed, feeling "married" whatever...the fact is for one brief weekend I became a nothing, a nobody, and possibly now sick. He neglected to protect himself or us.
He's been on his knees since, I figured out clues and made him tell the truth. He has told me he was sorry until now when I said "stop saying sorry" sorry just doesn't quite cut it for me. Sorry for what.....violating me, us, losing your self control, jeopardizing our health, keeping the bitches phone number, letting another person in our sacred intimate space, for getting caught...what are you sorry for?
So many questions for him for me. Am I inadequate, do you want us to part? Was she prettier than me? does she F@#$% better than me? Did you like it? Is it going to happen again? Should I leave? Do you want to leave? Do you love me or have your ever really loved me? You couldnt love me and forsake me too!
This could drive me crazy....
oh yeah it did...I went to mental health dept, he drove me said he was sorry all the way there!
A kiss may sound frivolous to some, but to someone of character and dignity its piggish and disgusting and the road has more than just pebbles in it if you know what I mean. The question isnt forgiveness, the question is how far does he have to go to make you wind up like me....
which is stuck somewhere between love and the biggest friggin pothole of pain ever.
Will yo be jooining me?
sometimes a person's behavior is so abhorrent that it leaves little doubt as to what to do.
this web site is good about doing polls and here is one
for you devasted -
100% of guys polled said they have never accidentally slept with anyone.(but many of them wanted to know how this accident could occur, and how they can get involved in such an accident.)
you both already have one asshole. you don't need another.
Can't tell you what to do. But I can answer some of your other questions: was she prettier than you? At 2 am with a few drinks she was a lot prettier than you, she was better than you, and he liked it enough to go back for more the next day.
Girlfriend YOU should be apologizin to your man and giving him some love if you want to keep him. If you don't then good riddance.
momma wrote:
Girlfriend YOU should be apologizin to your man and giving him some love if you want to keep him.
are you kidding me! She needs to stow that cargo on a sinking ship, cause its(jerk-boy) about to hit Sad Island and she doesn't need to be on it.
she definitley needs to clear some wasted space.
please i think she knows she is better than that -
you'll figure it out - i've gotta go watch the Red Sox game
What do you think of this scenerio...
A guy moves away from home to go to grad school for a year, leaving behind the girl he has been dating since junior high. While away at school, he meets another girl in the same program as him and then quickly end up having an affiar. He proclaims throughout the affair that he doesn't want it to be happening and truly wants to be with his girlfriend. Despite this good intentions, the affiar lasts almost a year and he tells the 'other woman' that he is in love with her, that she is his best friend, but they are simply not meant to be together. He has now changed schools and is living with his girlfriend.