We point and laugh at the other teams.
We point and laugh at the other teams.
The best move is stone cold silence. Talk with your feet. If you have a team huddle, keep it calm. We were at an XC meet once where the starter was announcing all the teams on the line. Every team would cheer like crazy when they were called. When he got to us, we stood there silent. We didn't plan this, we're just all on the same wavelength. So he looked confused, and called our name again. We did nothing. So he kept going, started the race, and we kicked everyone's ass.
Captain: What comes out of a chinaman's ass?
Team: RICE! RICE! RICE!
speaking of stone coldness. Did you ever watch that movie called gladiator? I like to pick up earth or whatever is beneath my feet and rub it in my hands and stare at the teams next to me. I think it intimidates them even though I weigh about 120 pounds and you can see my ribs and my adams apple sticks out really far. Before you call me anorexic just remember I probably eat more than you, and you're whole family, even your fat lazy drunken dad. When you run fast and you're a true runner skinnyness happens.
my old high school had the chant that all the other teams heard and looked at us funny:
(snapping in rythym)
a dirty, a dirty, a dirty juanita
a dirty, a dirty, a dirty jaunita
a dirty, a dirty, a dirty jaunita (after that part someone gets out of the huddle and runs around it one time)
amoeba, amoeba, amoeba, amoeba,(3!) amoeba, amoeba,
(2!) amoeba, amoeba, (1!) amoeba, amoeba
PRE!
Humboldt's Chant is
We are the lumberjacks and we're o.k.
we run all day and we drink all night
you gotta run fast if you want to be a jack
if you cant keep up then you got no cack.
Malmo - when did the old rip-ass chant start? Stem told us it pre-dated him but we always thought it was yours.
all of these are seriously retarded.....
Grinnell college yells some song I can't decipher for the first 50 yards or so of a race. At first I thought it was stupid, then I realized that it was quite awesome.
rock chalk sucks