OK dude, anyone can poke fun at the flyover country hicks, their "cities" and their restaurants. Probably makes you feel like a big shot, but let's see how much class you really have. Say I'm visiting SF from Akron OH with my wife and we're celebrating our 10th anniversary. We're looking for a restaurant to have a spectacular dinner with great wine and our budget is $500 total incl. tax and tips and we want to be around locals, not tourists. Come on, Mr. Cosmopolitan Oracle, let's have your top 3 recommendations. Your answers will tell you if you're too good/sexy/cool for Ohio.