Dikshit is a fairly common Indian name. Google it if you don't believe me.
Dikshit is a fairly common Indian name. Google it if you don't believe me.
I work with Anal Ram. I wish I was joking.
Hugh Johnson
good stuff first wrote:
Richard Belcher was the name of my former boss.
He went by Rich, and NOT Dick.
This reminded me of someone else I worked with.
Michael Cocke (pronounced cock). He insisted on going by Michael and not Mike unfortunately. Mike Cocke is much funnier. The best thing was the e-mail handle that all managers were given that included their whole team. It would be the manager's last name and then
staff@acme.com. So his was
Cocke.staff@acme.com. I would crack up in meetings anytime someone mentioned it (fairly often).
"Jonesy, research the database and send your analysis to cocke.staff." Always made me feel like a 4th grader.
Went to school with Dick Dong...his brother was Ming Dong, I guy in town was named Herman...his last name was Munsterman. He was older than the TV series so, it was just luck he was named that. A insurance agent in town was named Richard Strange... His ad in the yellow pages read "Strange Dick Insurance". He finally changed it due to unending prank phone calls... All true stories.
Went to high school with a guy named Richard Manus. Everybody called him Dick Mayonnaise. But......the winner of the coolest/funniest name is definitely Batman bin Suparman.
http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010/10/18/demotivational-posters-as-batman-bin-suparman/
Kenny Bohner pronounced (bon-er)
Goes to my school.
I was in the airport this weekend when security came over the intercom asking for Richard Cox. Felt like I was in a Simpson's episode.
Years before Mike Myers starred in Austin Powers, I used to work with a guy whose name was Austin Powers.
Then the movie comes out and his name forever becomes a catch phrase. My co-worker hated it when people would go up to him doing an impression of Mike Myers "yeah baby, do I make you horny, oh behave, etc..." too funny.
Tyrannosaurus Rex Gault
You can look it up: In 2006 the Chicago St. Patrick's Day Parade Queen was named Kelly Green.
She is my niece.
A prominent urologist here in Austin, TX specializing in vasectomies is Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp.
My Chinese students nicknames for each other are a hoot:
One girl is named Green Grass. So her friends call her, Little Green Vegetables.
Another girl loves rice, so she's Rice Bucket.
Then we have Sh*t 1, Sh*t 2, and Sh*3 as names for a group of really pretty potty mouths.
My students gave me my Chinese name which is far cooler than my own: Long Zhao, which translates to Mr. Power Dragon.
These race results have a whole family of Dickensheets! By the number of them, it looks like those dicks in sheets have been busy!
http://www.ccrtiming.com/events-results/2011-results/20930.htm#all%205k%20teams
Dr. Dickensheets MD practices infectious disease medicine and internal medicine in Cumming, Georgia.
there's a Crystal Bong at my school
someone named My Ho too - her parents must have hated her
Harold Richard Saks
Harry Dick Saks
Annette Curtain.
Ida Hymen. (Gwinneth Paltrows' great granny or something).