Valentines Day

Senisble? Is is essentially a 'break up' album, no?

Mrs Oblivious wrote:

I'm giving him sex coupons.

I am giving him a photo copier!

I washed every piece of laundry this past weekend for my wife, same as I have been doing for the past 7 months. I made her toast with hot tea this morning same as I have been doing for a few weeks now.

Today, will come and go just like the other days, but not a day goes by that my wife doesn't know that I appreciate and love her.

Doing it Right wrote:

I washed every piece of laundry this past weekend for my wife, same as I have been doing for the past 7 months. I made her toast with hot tea this morning same as I have been doing for a few weeks now.

Today, will come and go just like the other days, but not a day goes by that my wife doesn't know that I appreciate and love her.

+1

every vday we play the O game

last year she had 5 with 3 +'s

Here is a short weekly comedy making fun of old pittsburgh people.

"As radiant as that time we was in Dairy Queen."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=d8JqFoNpDaE

V-day in Pittsburgh wrote:

Here is a short weekly comedy making fun of any pittsburgh people.

"As radiant as that time we was in Dairy Queen."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=d8JqFoNpDaE

Having had relatives in (the)Pittsburgh as I was growing up I really appreciated that, but I did have to fix your typo.

I heard that you settled down that you found a girl and your married nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I hearrd that your 'dreams' came true, cuz she gave you things, I didn't give to youuuuu, Old friend why you so shyyyyyyy, Ain't like you to hold back and hide from the liggght, I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited but I couldn't stay away I couldn't fight it I'd hoped you see my face, and that you'd be reminded that for me, it isn't overrrrrr........NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST. FOR YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T FORGET ME, I BEGGED, I REMEMBER YOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts insteadddddddd. you knoooooow how the, times flies, only...yesterday was the time of our lives we were born and raised, in a... summer haze, blinded by the light of ourrr GLOOOOooorrryy daysss.

Actually I do know wrote:

I do not recognize Valentine's Day as a holiday. So, if I get my wife flowers it will be just like any of the other 50 or so random days during the year when I get her flowers. And if I don't, it will be just like any of the other 300 or so random days during the year when I do not.

Which holidays do you recognize? Why only give gifts at Christmas? Why only give your kids presents on their birthdays? Why only light fireworks on the 4th?

Maybe you should just show up to work in costumes on random days of the year instead of only on Haloween.

Valentine's Day is just a tradition - like a lot of others people celebrate. How do you decide which ones are worthwhile?

+100

bikini bottom wrote:

Which holidays do you recognize? Why only give gifts at Christmas? Why only give your kids presents on their birthdays? Why only light fireworks on the 4th?

Maybe you should just show up to work in costumes on random days of the year instead of only on Haloween.

Valentine's Day is just a tradition - like a lot of others people celebrate. How do you decide which ones are worthwhile?

Actually, I do not only give gifts on Christmas now that you mention it. And I also don't show up to work in a costume - probably because I am no longer 12 years old.

As far as deciding that Valentine's day is worth ignoring I think that it has already been said that doing something supposedly "romantic" motivated by some mass merchandised expectation is just about the most unromantic thing that I can think of. So, I guess when a holiday's "purpose" is self-defeating that is one clue that can be used in deciding that it is not worthwhile.

Actually I do know wrote:

Actually, I do not only give gifts on Christmas now that you mention it. And I also don't show up to work in a costume - probably because I am no longer 12 years old.

As far as deciding that Valentine's day is worth ignoring I think that it has already been said that doing something supposedly "romantic" motivated by some mass merchandised expectation is just about the most unromantic thing that I can think of. So, I guess when a holiday's "purpose" is self-defeating that is one clue that can be used in deciding

that it is not worthwhile.

You seem awfully defensive, man. I think that you need to reevaluate this holiday. I like Valentines Day. i always have fun with my wife.

This morning I presented my wife and my daughter with 2 Dozen roses each. My wife and I are going to dinner tonight.

It is just fun. Why be a big scrooge about it?

You can celebrate Valentines Day and also be a good husband the rest of the year. It isn't an either/or thing.

Let go of the hate and stress, man. Go get her something fun and start a new tradition.

You sound very disagreeable and not fun to be around.

I hope you are trolling. If not, you are really overdoing it!

not a Hallmark holiday wrote:

I purchased my husband new running shoes, gift card to his favorite restaurant, tickets to the first round of the NCAA basketball championships in Greensboro as well as the ACC championships in Atlanta - he is obviously a big basketball fan.

For my children - they are in college - so they are getting want they enjoy the most - cards that contain cash.

Grandparents - gift cards and flowers.

We still have several very young nieces and nephews that we received build a bear gift certificates

and the older kids - cash.

Actually I don't know wrote:

Fixed your name for you.

Oh, and by the way, announcing that you are with someone who is talking out his ass isn't necessarily something most people would want to do. Of course, in your case, only you can say for sure if that is pretty much your standard position to take.

I think you're a total moron. I'd be embarrassed to be you. Your poor wife must hate her life.

Oh-No Face wrote:

Actually I do know wrote:

Wah Wah.

You sound very disagreeable and not fun to be around.

Damn, I agree. What a buzz killer.

Actually I do know wrote:

As far as deciding that Valentine's day is worth ignoring I think that it has already been said that doing something supposedly "romantic" motivated by some mass merchandised expectation is just about the most unromantic thing that I can think of. So, I guess when a holiday's "purpose" is self-defeating that is one clue that can be used in deciding that it is not worthwhile.

Every holiday is mass merchandised. So which ones do you celebrate and why?

Stupid Cupid wrote:

Okay, what are you getting your girlfriend/wife?

I am going for 2 dozen red roses for my wife and 2 dozen pink roses for my 4-year-old daughter.

I got my daughter The Lion King DVD and my wife a dress she has been eyeing in a local boutique.

Total cost will be under $300.

Please provide details on what you will be doing...

Thanks.

DISCLAIMER: (Yes, I know it is a fake holiday created by Hallmark in an attempt to sell cards. I will be buying no cards. I made one out of wrapping paper and doilies).

You sound like a sweet husband/father. I don't expect much from my boyfriend, but I like him to at least acknowledge the holiday. A home-made card and a kiss is fine!

The guys that try to play the "this holiday is not real/I am always showing you love" need to put a sock in it. Man up.

Stupid Cupid wrote:

Okay, what are you getting your girlfriend/wife?

For my wife, I am getting her a box of chocolates.

For my girlfriend, I had a huge flower arrangement sent to her office.