Your wife.
Your wife.
COW
Panda
My junk.
I could take a baby possum! ...sharp teeth and all!
I'm going to assume that the fight takes place on land. In that case I could easily defeat a blue whale.
/EOT/
Tightus Andronicus wrote:
A Narwhal surfaces. My fist into it's blowhole.
I win!
Narwhale dives back down 2000 feet.
You're done!
Every day I choke the chicken. Does this count?
Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed this thread, gave me a good laugh at work earlier today.
For the record, I'm pretty sure that I could make a teacup pig my bitch.
An adult male tiger, if there are at least 10 of me.
My trouser snake. Otherwise known as Black Mamba.
Gary Oldman wrote:
think first, then post wrote:Blue whale is NOT an animal...ummm...next.
Well what is it, an insect?
Hate to break it to you but insects ARE animals.
Bad Wigins wrote:
An adult male tiger, if there are at least 10 of me.
10 of you would get slaughtered by an adult male tiger. It would be absolutely no contest.
Randy Oldman wrote:
think first, then post wrote:Blue whale is NOT an animal...ummm...next.
"A blue whale is the biggest animal on the planet." - Discovery.com
Table of heaviest living animals
1 Blue whale
2 North Pacific right whale
3 Southern right whale
4 Fin whale
5 North Atlantic right whale
6 Bowhead whale
7 Sperm whale
8 Humpback whale
9 Sei whale
10 Gray whale
I think I could take on a sperm whale.
I let the women beat up my sperm whale.
Geez Dude wrote:
Gary Oldman wrote:Well what is it, an insect?
Hate to break it to you but insects ARE animals.
But insects are NOT blue whales. Case closed! Next...
Pointing Out the Obvious wrote:
Bad Wigins wrote:An adult male tiger, if there are at least 10 of me.
10 of you would slaughter an adult male tiger. It would be absolutely no contest.
fixed. Tarzan has proven that it can be done. So has the Beastmaster.
Bad Wigins wrote:
Pointing Out the Obvious wrote:10 of you would slaughter an adult male tiger. It would be absolutely no contest.
fixed. Tarzan has proven that it can be done. So has the Beastmaster.
Your posts usually annoy me, but I have to give you credit for bringing up Beastmaster.
an elderly person
track chick wrote:
an elderly person
You see, THIS is why that blowhard Kgpremed12 hates registered nurses so much.