Thor wrote:
God said let there be Egyptians, and there was. And God said let them be endowed with the spirit of the wind and they were. Then God took away their manhoods and they had neither spirits nor women to keep them warm at night so they resorted to self pleasure using the fever trees and papyrus by the sacred Nile (bless her long and criss crossing glory) for their sick Egyptian fantasies.
Then there was the one. And he was of average height in both areas, but he made up this averganess with his beast running and his art, Egyptian art. The Egyptian art did not get him far, but his beast running helped him build the pyramids and string the great Nile together and helped the great and wondrous nation of the Egyptian to come together and be one. Praise the one, oh wondrous beast runner, praise you, oh God of the sands, oh snake of the fields, oh vulture of the vajin, thank you, thank you for blessing our people with your precense and soft net of hair that is like the sieve used to catch the sweet sustenance from the source: the one and great Nile. Oh Great Egyptian, praise you for your beast running and pleasures: Isayek rkasle hpesoj
This is the only one on this thread that knows what he is talking about. Egyptians are the manliest breed of humans there is. So, Alex, Bradley, Kyle, and Greg, when you hear the Egyptian wind rush by you on those lonely nights, just remember, He's on his way to do your girlfriend (Greg and Brad), sister (Kyle), or little brother (Alex).
--loooooooooong distance runner