Looks like we may get all the way to the end of the algorithm on this one!
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Deer fellow LRC liberty-minded patriots,
The following is tbe LRC, Fox News, Freedom Caucus, D.J. Trump, Vance, Tucker Carlson, Ingram, Bondi, Patel, Rubio, Homan, Miller, Musk, MTG, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Thomas, Barrett, Roberts, Johnson, Biggs, Bobert, Thune, Hegeseth, Kilmeade, Jennings, RNC, Shapiro, Walsh, Bannon, Brietbart, InfoWars, Babylon Bee, Beijing and Kremlin sanctioned algorithm for assigning motive to a violent event
1) First step, determine the perpetrator's religion. If they're Muslim you're done! They are a radical Islamic terrorist motivated by their religion (which should heretofore be referred to as a pseudo-religion, political movement, or "death cult" in any discussion). The solution to the problem in these cases is to ban Islam and restrict immigration. It's irrelevant if the perp is a US born citizen or if said ban doesn't even include the perps or perps family country of origin. The perps religion is the ONLY possible explanation for their motives and the above ban is the ONLY viable solution to prevent future attacks. If the perp is not Muslim move to step two in the algorithm.
2) Second step, if a non-Muslim committed the heinous act determine the perpetrator's race. If they are black you're done! The cause of the shooting is the lack or a moral compass in the black community, blacks inherent violent nature, Antifa, or black lives matter. The only possible solutions are harsher prison sentences, for-profit charter schools, reinstatement of school prayer, and tax cuts. If the perp is neither Muslim or black, move to step three.
3) Step three, is the perp Hispanic by chance? If yes, the solutions are to build a MASSIVE border wall across our entire Southern border, permanently station US infantry / artillery / special forces along the US-Mexico border, end chain migration, deportation of all DACA recipients, and mandatory English education...TALK ‘Murican dammit! If the perp is not Hispanic move to the next step below.
4) Is the perp a teenager or a college kid? If yes, you’re done! The cause of the incident is the nanny state, generational laziness, violent video games & movies, pre-marital sex, porn, and the absence of God (The Christian God) in schools. We need to ban all porn, ban all violent video games & movies, teach abstinence-only sex education, bring back school prayer, and slash all entitlement programs (except for Medicare and social security for the elderly...).
5) Can it be proven that the perp is a registered Democrat? If yes, you’re done! The cause is the violent political ideology of the left. Didn’t you know the Nazis were Social Democrats? Didn’t you know that the Democratic Party of the early 20th century was pro-segregation? The only solution to save our Democracy is to have single party control of the Government and to make Trump & his family POTUS for life—that’s how you save Democracy!
6) Is the perp a woman? If yes, this is a rare event but the cause is the loss of family values, no fault divorce, legalized abortion, easy access to contraception, and women’s inability to handle work related stress. We need to ban all abortion, contraception, and divorce to prevent such incidents in the future.
7)Is the perp Trans or gay or in anyway affiliated with the LGTBQIA+….(XYZPDQ…the alphabet soup crowd…LOL) community? If yes, you’re done! This is clearly mental illness—not the “normal” kind of mental illness (see below) but the kind we can do something about by not allowing these specific people to have guns, by committing them involuntarily to mental institutions, by striping them of all rights that normal people have, and by forcing them into conversion therapy. You have a problem with that!?!? You know in Gaza they throw this kind off of roofs—we just want to deny them basic constitutional rights!!!!…which is clearly the only solution.
8)This is the final step. In this step the perpetrator is a white male that may or may not be a Christian. They may have even been raised in a Republican, Religious family in a community that reflects these values. In these cases (which are the majority) the only possible explanation is mental illness, the kind we cannot do anything about, of course. In these cases it is way too soon to discuss doing anything! We cannot jump to conclusions based on the perps demographics!!! That’s identity politics! Dont you know Christians are the most persecuted religion? After all we cannot overreact to these situations by passing EXTREME new laws! We cannot deny people their constitutional rights! Equal rights for everyone based on the US constitution is what separates America from sh!thole countries and is what makes us exceptional! It would be unconstitutional to deny any rights—such as the right to bear arms—just because someone is the normal kind of mentally ill. It is our God given right as Americans to own firearms and if some people get shot and die it is, unfortunately, worth it to make sure the right kind of people have unfettered access to guns. The only option now is to turn to prayer and realize that we are helpless to prevent further similar incidents. After some time for prayer and reflection (….and execution / retribution) the only reasonable possible solution is to arm every man, woman, and child with large caliber firearms and mandate open carry at all times.
Please follow the above algorithm at all times to ensure a productive, reality based discussion of violence in America on the boards. That is all.
Thoughts & Prayers to the victims and their loved ones.
