roromitch wrote:
I am one of dozens of my friends who have made a past-time of mocking carol lewis and larry rawson during meet coverage. I think we all agree that the coverage is awful, but how about some suggestions that might make it better? I have a few:
1.Change the commentators. I have spent time in europe and watched both the tour de france and track, and a little cross country, on tv there, mostly Eurosport coverage. The commentators are actually witty, and assume that the viewer actually has an I.Q. greater than -2. They use phrases such as, "...and el gerrouj is administering a wicked spanking to the field!" or "...that was a magnificent move-the tactics are beginning to play out in these closing stages!" No dumbing down the sport. It's funny that there are(according to USATF numbers) over 30 million runners in this country, and that is not a big enough demographic to target. For an example from a well-marketed and produced tv sport, the X Games, do you ever hear them saying: "Imagine going out to your local half-pipe, strapping a three foot length of plywood to your feet, and trying to spin around in the air two times," to explain what it feels like to do a "flipside 720". The stunt speaks for itself. Nor do they have someone saying, "that skater punk was concentrating on going up the ramp, and landing on the other side, really hard!"
2.Limit the amount of pre-sprint jabbering. That is, cue up the cameras when the competitors are actually in the blocks. The race is ten or eleven seconds long, for pete's sake. you don't have to devote 15 minutes analyzing it.
3. Use the technology that football does; put a yellow line, or a little bunny rabbit, out ahead of the runners that signifies world record, or american record pace. Give people an idea that they are actually racing history.
4. When you post the results, show how much each competitor won in cash prize money. They do that for every other sport.
5. Totally replace the way they show field events. When you are showing the shot put(which has been one of the most entertaining events lately), put up the leading distance on the television, and another little "first down" line where the leader is on the sector, and make us see that this is actually a competition. The closest thing I can think of here is the world's strongest man competition, which always has a "time to beat," or "number of kegs to beat," stat in the corner. And show these big, intense men pacing around, getting fired up, yelling, screaming, before they step in the ring. There's no suspense, no drama the way they show it now.
6. Fire the ESPN production crew and put Glenn Latimer in charge, since he actually knows what he is doing, and reads LetsRun.
Thats it. Any feedback?
Beautiful. I like all your suggestions. Now, I know USATF claims there are 30 million runners in the U.S. I'm calling bs. They must be including every person who occasionally goes for a mile jog in that number because they go on to say that about 7 million entered road races (and I'll bet that number includes significant double counting).