Best fake road race names

vh wrote:

I have run under Jerry Mizner before, but I think that's not very creative. Some teammates ran as Kronen Bear and Phineas Q. Butterfat. A little more creative.

SL or UMW?

1. ORINTHAL STRIGGLES 28 M Columbia SC 15:54 5:07

2. BENJAMIN CLARKE 20 M Orangeburg SC 16:36 5:21

3. JONATHAN CHU 15 M Columbia SC 16:47 5:24

4. DANNY TANNER 19 M San Francisc CA 16:53 5:26

I was working a race and gave my buddy (#4 finisher) a free entry, so without him knowing, I signed him up for a fake name. He had a girlfriend named Mary Kate and everyone used to make Full House jokes around him.

Raplh Wiggum is one I've seen quite a bit. I like to use Scandinavian names that the race directors can't pronounce at all, like Kjell Svensdertroem or Bjorn Kjolen Hjomelsonn, etc. From now on I think I will use Brandon Moen, though.

Olden Phatte

A friend of mine thought it would be a good idea to race under the name Myha Balzich. The race director even read it out as he crossed the line.

For the ladies:

Connie Lyngus

Monkey Wrench wrote:

Raplh Wiggum is one I've seen quite a bit. I like to use Scandinavian names that the race directors can't pronounce at all, like Kjell Svensdertroem or Bjorn Kjolen Hjomelsonn, etc. From now on I think I will use Brandon Moen, though.

Ralph Wiggum is one of my favorites, also. I think I remember a poster on LetsRun once pointed out a Ralph Wiggum from a race and wrote "Me finish 5th? That's unpossible!"

UMW.

For some reason we ran a road race during our cross season because there were no decent cross races that weekend. We decided to have a little fun.

After reading through these, I think I am going to only use fake names from now on in road races.

Does anyone remember when Mark Champion won the 10k at the Charlotte Observer Marathon?

Well, a pretty good boxer just beat Adam Goucher by one place at World XC Championships.

He goes by the name of Mohamed Ali.

http://www.iaaf.org/WXC06/results/gender=M/discipline=XC/combCode=hash/roundCode=f/index.html

i've done quentinus cassidamus once and someone even complimetned me on it.

I've also done a "E.T.Mydust".

44 Indiana Jones / Berkeley, CA 2304 16:33 42 M20-24 5:19

This thread has inspired me to race under fake names again.

Steve Postfontaine

low brow, low brow

vandaleigh, art

sacamano, bob

Istandfor Cialis

The 2006 Sun Run for Pima College Cross Country and Track & Field 5K division had a 19th place finish from Abe Frohman.

Just some sausage king of Chicago.

60th place: frito bandido

http://www.badgerlandstriders.org/results/3CURE.ASP