Mr. Teasle is the handsomest, fastest, smartest person I've ever encountered. His writing abilities are Nobel Prize worthy. All his opinions are 100 percent correct. He is the most self-actualized person to ever grace the face of the Earth ... and Mars, because I wouldn't be surprised if he's capable of self-propelled interplanetary travel. He is a god among ants.
Speculating on whether someone can run a sub-3:07 ‘Thon, while mildly interesting, is far less noteworthy than following someone who actually wants to put in the hard work and discipline to train and race a ‘Thon to achieve a result. As the saying goes, “Talk is cheap for those unwilling to walk the walk, but would rather talk the talk.”
Concerned Neighbor South of Mooseland
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