When the nuclear missiles fly, will you remain here posting on Letsrun until the bitter end?

Be sure and wear your tights under those shorts.

What does lactic threshold pace feel like? *

*with severe radiation poisoning.

Sunday long run.

No traffic. A strange dust lands on your face.

All the dogs are dead.

Rednecks all hidden away in their bunkers so they can't yell at you.

The perfect run.

gonna start a thread "Humanity goes home DEVASTATED"

93.88% chance this will happen within the next 7 years.

It's easier if you already have it mentally planned out ahead of time. How much time you will have to troll before being vaporized. What your final threads will be. Final shout outs.

I would start endless threads about youtubers.. many ones that have large families and live in Colorado.

While I don't know with certainty what the world would be like after some nukes get set off on populated areas, there have been about 5,000 nuclear tests conducted and most if us are still here and none the wiser.

They were testing those nukes underground or over tiny cities like Norman Oklahoma.

If 5000 nukes went off split between every major and minor city in the United States, we would notice something was awry. I'd get on the Letsrun message board and ask folks if they "got blowed up yet?"

I'd sure like to get on final salvo into the que before it all goes.

I’d like to think that I’d have better things to do but you never know.

As WW3 inches ever closer, I'm keeping a close eye on the news.

I have a few choice troll ideas already written up in a word document and when the nuclear missiles start to fly, I'll fire off my special threads.

45 minutes? I'd grab as much water and dried food as I could and start driving away from the city at 110+ mph. That's enough time to have a half-decent chance of survival.

Now if it were 5 minutes, I'm screwed no matter what, so I'd just post a bunch of "nuke the fridge" memes on letsrun.

Yeah, you and about 300,000 other people jammed up on the highway. You'd spend your final moments blaring your horn, pissed off, stuck in an apocalyptic traffic jam.

Better to just stay at home and enjoy your last 45 minutes trolling on Letsrun.

Last post before the big one drops would to encourage Greg to get on that sub-3:07 ‘Thon training.

When the nukes fly, I'll bump this thread and troll troll troll until the wheels come off.

I'll be defending Kamala in the Kamala for president thread until the very end.

Well, nobody's looking up to care about a drone. We're all too busy looking down at our phone. Our egos are begging for food like a dog from a feed, refreshing obsessively until our eyes start to bleed. They serve up distractions and we eat them with fries, until the bombs fall out of our f*cking skies!

Dam right, I'm going to be lambasting liberals until the bitter end...If my computer goes down I'll send them letters.