Is there a pace conversion calculator for running while having shat yourself?
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Is there a pace conversion calculator for running while having shat yourself?
Belgian runner Gaston Flatulenza crapped himself during a recent marathon but still finished turd in the race. The next runner, in 4th, was wellllllllll back and, for reasons he would not reveal, never tried to gain on Gaston, who had hit the wall and was struggling to the finish line. The 4th place runner could have easily closed the distance and passed Gas for third. The men's winner: John Porta. His wife Patty Porta won the women's division.
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Precisely why I used to time myself pooping in the woods on some runs. I got it down to 9 seconds.
Luv2Run wrote:
Grete Waitz did that during a win at NY.
I remember watching that. The camera was on her behind the whole time and the commentary for most of the race was pretty well just speculating what she was cleaning up, whether she was menstruating or pooping. I'm surprised they didn't cut the power to their mics. I'm not even sure they were following the men's race at that point at all.
I remember standing near the end of a marathon as a kid in the 80s waiting for my dad to run by and I was astonished at the high percentage of women runners that had pooped themselves. Must be why they don't have the spaghetti dinner option for race entrance any longer.