Guess this Youtuber Real 5k Time... Claims a 15:08 ... I guess 17:00 at Best

I know, right?! If you want to rip it up Long Boarding down down Lane 1 with a Vegan Smoothie during someone else's workout, you have just as much right! No lame rule or sign should stop you. Last I checked, it's a free country!

born this millenium wrote:

Nice signs boomer.

No beverages. Cool.

Like it or not, your archaic track club regulations will rightly be consigned to history very soon.

Ernest wrote:

rip it up Long Boarding down down Lane 1 with a Vegan Smoothie

Boomers may begin to stutter often due to neurogenic reasons. Perhaps a stroke has altered areas of their brain that control language processing and correct formulation of words.

So sorry to hear about this! Please keep us posted on your recovery.

born this millenium wrote:

Boomers may begin to stutter often due to neurogenic reasons. Perhaps a stroke has altered areas of their brain that control language processing and correct formulation of words.

Ernest wrote:

So sorry to hear about this! Please keep us posted on your recovery.

born this millenium wrote:

Boomers may begin to stutter often due to neurogenic reasons. Perhaps a stroke has altered areas of their brain that control language processing and correct formulation of words.

In my area we call them snot nosed kids. Generally the type that end up visiting the juvi a couple times before their 20s.

It has been quite a few years since I have heard anybody refer to their footwear as sneakers!

Ernest wrote:

and, significantly, (3) bikes cause damage to the track surface.

That part is completely made up, not true at all. It's just rubber rolling on rubber, easier on the track than spikes. While rolling the tire's speed at the point of contact is zero, just like a running shoe. It's not skidding against the track unless you deliberately skid with the brakes.

I could see the point on a dirt/cinder track, but feet also tear up those tracks, and that's why they have tools to grade those tracks.