It's election night in America and all the usual suspects show up to letsrun (as if they ever left). Beers are cracked opened, leftovers are microwaved, and wives are ignored. Let's take a peek at the Official LRC President Joseph R Biden Thread and see what the rabble rousers are saying...
Joedirty: ...and that's definitive proof that the ARP was the primary force behind inflation. It's been called the most irresponsible economic plan in millennia by analysts in Biden's own party. This presidency has been a catastrophe for the United States.
Gary: Haha, right on Joe Dirt, vote red to save America from the groomers!
Agip: There's still a chance that the Democrats hold onto the senate at this point. Recent polling done by fivethirtyeight gives Republicans a 59% chance to gain a majority of the senate. This election is still essentially just a coin toss. Democracy is just a heads or tails away from being essentially eliminated.
Sally: Watching agip cope gives me intense joy.
El Runkin: Jesus H Christ? Jesus H Christo? Monte Christo? The Count of Monte Christo? Christo McFisto? God fearing hot blooded Americans sure think so.
Adult: Nate Silver is a partisan hack who is always wrong. How could you be so stupid to believe that idiot? Polls always lean towards the Democrats (as does political violence, racism, crime, criminals, narcissism, higher education, all media, the FBI, the CIA, the FCC, inequality, history books, elementary school teachers, black people, white supremacists, bad parents, the mentally ill, drug addicts, and homeless people). The Republicans will easily pick up seats in the senate as long as the Dems don't cheat again.
Real Obvi and Hooma in unison: You are a moron.