That one about the democrats is good, but you arent a runner if your hero isn't Pre.
That one about the democrats is good, but you arent a runner if your hero isn't Pre.
OFD RUN wrote:
...You can't get a date
...You eat like a pig
...All you can think about during math is the splits your going to do in this afternoon's race
...That 'okay girl' becomes very attractive after she tells you her stunning PR's
...You use the excuse all the time of, I have to run
...You have pretty much no social life
wow... all so true. best ones here
...You and the other six guys on your team got suspemded for making t-shirts the "descriminate" agianst football players on the day of a big meet. here's our slogan, "X-country, what MEN do during BOYS football season."
You can say fartlek without laughing and know what it means
x2z wrote:
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...the idea of pounding 12 shitty beers on a Saturday night and then waking up at 8:30 on Sunday morning for your long run sounds appealing.
...you can drink four beers and run four laps faster than most people can just run the four laps.
...the other people at your school consider you and your team to be a 'cult'.
i dont get the lisa aguleria one... can someone help me out here?
Sipho wrote:
...the idea of pounding 12 shitty beers on a Saturday night and then waking up at 8:30 on Sunday morning for your long run sounds appealing.
...you can drink four beers and run four laps faster than most people can just run the four laps.
...the other people at your school consider you and your team to be a 'cult'.
GREAT!!
you take your heart rate while saying the flag salute
my god so many of these are true and i love it
due to the small size of the pictures on the site...i'll replicate the text here
You Might Be A Runner If You:
Were asked to be an extra in “Schindler’s List”
Can say “fartlek” with a straight face
Wear running shorts instead of underwear
Have recorded a marathon over your wedding video
Give directions in meters
Know your friends’ PRs but not phone numbers
Know “Once a Runner” by heart but still read it every month
Skipped your senior prom for a long run
Congratulate a teammate for puking
Know who Meb, Geb, and Bekele are
Think 14:59 by Sugar Ray is about running a 5k
Know what 3:26.00, 12:37.35, and 26:20.31 mean
Say “easy run” and “10 miles” in the same breath
Can pronounce Hicham El Guerrouj correctly
Know Jack Daniels is not just a drink
Set your Web Browser to
www.letsrun.comthe shirts are at base prise ($0.00 markup) so the only thing i'm getting out of it is the satisfaction
You might be a runner if...
The last time you got "blue balls" was from a little splash-back in the port-o-john.
..if you ever paid for a flight to Florida during Spring break to train.
..if you ever ran a hill workout with the team on New Years day a couple hours after you got home from the night before
..the pilot light in your water heater goes out, but the ice cold showers don't bother you because you are now imune from all of the ice baths taken
...you wear less clothes while running than the Hooter's Girls.
you own 300+ T-Shirts from running races, but never run in any of them because they don't wick away your sweat, or dry quickly!
kids make fun of your short-shorts, and you reply that shorts, by definition, aren't SUPPOSED to go below the knees!
you know three or four clever retorts to "Run Forrest, Run!"
can change from your work clothes to your running clothes in under 5 minutes, while driving your car.
carry at least 3-4 pairs of running shoes in your car, just in case a run happens along the way!
don't like the "new-car" smell because it just isn't that familiar "Workout Scent!" that you are used to.
- you CAN RUN LONG DISTANCE AND/OR SHORT DISTANCES- iF you LIVE FOR RUNNING- EAT RUNING SLEEP RUNNING AND SPEAK ABOUT RUNNING- cAN RUN A SHUTTLE RUN IN LESS THAN 18 SECONDS- ur ON A TEAM- DUHHH yOU ARE A RUNNER IF U BELIVE U R A RUNNER
Hon Jon wrote:
...you have ever chugged water while pissing.
...you own a stack of white T-shirts that goes past your waist.
...you have mastered the art of cooking pasta so completly that you can make, on demand, a batch of any size that is neither burned nor dry, yet it doesn't require any water to be strained out.
...the above can also be done with rice.
...have nightmares of being chased but get away in them easily.
NOTHING wrong with that. We are, after all, the lone eagles of sport.
On the way to a practice You ever rear ended another car, crumpled up your hood and your first concern is whether the car is still drivable so you can get to a track workout with your running club.
You regularly go over 3000 miles between oil changes but you always have a new pair of shoes before you hit 500.
You have ever stuffed a sock or plastic grocery bag in your crotch not to try to impress anyone but to keep from getting frostbite.
The thought has ever crossed your mind that instead of a show "The Contender" about boxing it would be cool to see one featuring 16 promising runners.
you've ever jogged in place in front of a mirror and strained to look over your shoulder so you could see what your calves look like.
You have ever lied at work that you have a Dr. appt. on Monday so you can get in the long run you missed on Sunday because of family committments.
your pick-up lines include PRs and workouts.
you say "its not really a hill."
You and your teammates, while standing at the urinal, see who takes the longest to pee before a meet.
triguy08 wrote:
You and your teammates, while standing at the urinal, see who takes the longest to pee before a meet.
or maybe that just means your queer.