Awesome!
Awesome!
Old farted?
Also 'gobbled' when some jakca$$ out kicks you in the chute meaninglessly well out of contention and he started way earlier than you (earlier wave so not actually passing you, just being a dolt)
I vote for who ever said:
Whitlocked
Remastered
Geriatricked
I got Joannied.
"Olded"?
"Mastered"?
Even if it's by a woman wrote:
Whitlocked
I love it, but it needs to reference getting beat by someone much older. A master is only 40.
Damn! Y'all are pretty clever when you want to be. Lots of good ones. But lets just call it for what it really is.
Wham-sauced!
There are indeed some good ones on this thread, but I like 'Whitlocked' in tribute to the great man. Also because when some little disrespectful punk has a go at masters runners here (and the mods allow it a lot), the example of Whitlock is often thrown back at them.
I recently started racing local 5Ks (i.e. Parkruns in the UK) and there's no better feeling than outsprinting a guy 25 years younger at the end of a race. As I've only been running little more than a year, my 'aerobic engine' still needs developing but I have got decent sprinting speed.
It feels so good sometimes when the weather has been bad and a pb isn't on the cards, I deliberately hold back and stay close to a young guy just so I can leave him in the dust at the end, turning round at the finish line and laughing at the snowflake millennial who can't keep up with a near 50 year old.
We also need a word for when a 115lber gets beaten by a buff dude like Patrick Cutter. Maybe 'cuttered' or 'biceped' or 'beefed', or maybe just 'cucked'?
But then what about a word for when a 115lb millennial gets dusted by a near 50 year old buff dude like me? 'Buff mastered'? 'Master muscled'?
Master beaten
Bekeled
el cheapo wrote:
Old farted?
LOL! Though I prefer 'old skooled'.
I like Mastered. Kind of like Schooled.
Fossilized, beaten by someone old enough to be a fossil.
Coevett wrote:
There are indeed some good ones on this thread, but I like 'Whitlocked' in tribute to the great man. Also because when some little disrespectful punk has a go at masters runners here (and the mods allow it a lot), the example of Whitlock is often thrown back at them.
I recently started racing local 5Ks (i.e. Parkruns in the UK) and there's no better feeling than outsprinting a guy 25 years younger at the end of a race. As I've only been running little more than a year, my 'aerobic engine' still needs developing but I have got decent sprinting speed.
It feels so good sometimes when the weather has been bad and a pb isn't on the cards, I deliberately hold back and stay close to a young guy just so I can leave him in the dust at the end, turning round at the finish line and laughing at the snowflake millennial who can't keep up with a near 50 year old.
We also need a word for when a 115lber gets beaten by a buff dude like Patrick Cutter. Maybe 'cuttered' or 'biceped' or 'beefed', or maybe just 'cucked'?
But then what about a word for when a 115lb millennial gets dusted by a near 50 year old buff dude like me? 'Buff mastered'? 'Master muscled'?
The problem with this is that you yourself can be easily beaten by a 70 year old.
Train a little harder youngun........ wrote:
You got "grandpa'd"!!!!
We have a winner !!!
If the person looks to be on testosterone replacement, or just like one of those high T 40something yos, then you got "T-boned"
jesseriley wrote:
Fossilized, beaten by someone old enough to be a fossil.
Lots of good stuff on this thread, but I quite like this one