Was Michael Jordan a sub 10 second talent?

lollerama wrote:

Peachbasketclassic wrote:

Mr. “idiot alert: you yourself betray a dearth of

Attention LRC troll team: He said "dearth."

Trolls are intelligent and cool. But you are not, you and posters like you are fifth generation knockoffs. Knockoffs and imitators of knockoffs and imitators.

broken arrow wrote:

He would have had too loose substantial weight

Welcome too LRC.

easy to enrage wrote:

Calling all LRC trollers - this one is easily hurt and likely to get into a foaming-at-the-mouth frenzy soon. Have fun with him.

p.s. You're a moran.

Oh wow you learned how to copy the superfine of a miniscule portion of Lrc lingo. “Moran” nice job. Do you even understand any of the subtlety behind sophisticated internet humor?

If any of you haters had any mettle or worth you could come up with a funny poignant reply with some depth.

Peachbasketballclassic wrote:

lollerama wrote:

Attention LRC troll team: He said "dearth."

Trolls are intelligent and cool. But you are not, you and posters like you are fifth generation knockoffs. Knockoffs and imitators of knockoffs and imitators.

This is turning out to be a good thread. I imagine this guy sitting at his computer, shaking with rage at the trolling, taking every type of bait possible, and giving the trolls exactly what they want because he can't help himself. Long-winded, angry responses and hurt feeling being broadcasted without fail.

This guy is too much. Off the charts.

Go for a run, dude.

loving it wrote:

Peachbasketballclassic wrote:

Trolls are intelligent and cool. But you are not, you and posters like you are fifth generation knockoffs. Knockoffs and imitators of knockoffs and imitators.

This is turning out to be a good thread. I imagine this guy sitting at his computer, shaking with rage at the trolling, taking every type of bait possible, and giving the trolls exactly what they want because he can't help himself. Long-winded, angry responses and hurt feeling being broadcasted without fail.

Actually I imagine you, buddy, in a fit of rage, typing a loser, uncool poser name. I mean how else can someone be so lacking in substance? Can’t you come up with a witty name? It must be because you are angry, rushed and actually unintelligent, not cool and not a true troll. Your insult to me consists of what, a name with no wit and a post that is basically an empty insult, syntax without substance, no meat, no juice, no evidence, no color, no content. It would be fair to guess you have no verbal game with the opposite sex

Peachbasketclassic wrote:

incredible wrote:

The stupidity of some LRC posters just floors me sometimes. I know I should be used to it by now, but then posts like this happen.

By the way with your lazy quick name and unsophisticated language and a post which is basically sheer laziness, you don’t strike me as intelligent yourself and hardly qualified to pass blanket judgments.

How's high school honors English going, kiddo?

He wasn't athletic enough to make his HS varsity team as a 10th grader. Even if he was a late bloomer no bball coach would cut a world class talent

Maybe some of you shouldn’t be proud of yourselves just for grinding it out and running fast when some of you are so lacking in wit, humor, artistry and culture as well as taste. Every hater in this thread in effect also is endorsing that they are morons in regards to American sports, athletics and even the LRC forums and its history. That’s gotta be a lot of cognitive dissonance for some of you lol

FrenchDawg wrote:

Peachbasketclassic wrote:

By the way with your lazy quick name and unsophisticated language and a post which is basically sheer laziness, you don’t strike me as intelligent yourself and hardly qualified to pass blanket judgments.

How's high school honors English going, kiddo?

You want to put your money where your mouth is? Let’s go public with our comparative SAT verbal

Yawn.

(Please, notice the proper grammar, syntax, orthograph, humility and the blind respect for humanity displayed here in the concise honesty of the post itself.)

This guy is a troll who's purpose is to troll people trolling him by feigning an insane text version of roid rage with an oddly pseudo-intellectual edge.

yawn wrote:

Yawn.

(Please, notice the proper grammar, syntax, orthograph, humility and the blind respect for humanity displayed here in the concise honesty of the post itself.)

Ok, I will for you, but the rest are copouts, scared jackanapes that can’t even engage directly in conversation. Will just say a one liner, some excuse, Change the subject Scared little nancies so you have to go find a group to validate and back you up. I can see into your minds and emotions already

lollerama wrote:

This guy is a troll who's purpose is to troll people trolling him by feigning an insane text version of roid rage with an oddly pseudo-intellectual edge.

That a boy! You stuck with it, kept the same name and finally said something of substance. Took you long enough... Was my flowery language so frightening to cause you trepidation, delay and caution?

Dinky posts with lazy names and insults. Scared little mice puffing themselves up and trying to unite like African wild dogs against an unknown poster... but deep down inside, mice apprehensive about a new object in its environment. That, and maybe some of y’all are triggered by Michael Jordan

of course he was. the guy had genetic blessings.

...but not run.

^jordan has below avg speed

Mike trout? Above average speed. 6.4 60y time

"his best time to first base, 4.35 seconds, is slower than average."

I'm guessing his head just exploded. Peach Classic guy is not very smart, after all. What a shocker.

The fastest baseball players (usually correlates with the base stealers getting 35+/yr) are around 11 in 100m

Which is fast af, but not really on the same planet as a 10

31 year old MJ would be lucky to go 12.5, had great 'basketball speed' which translated actually implies 'not very fast at all'. I think the "13" guess is probably best for MJ once he hit his 30s

Mike Trout or a Kenny Lofton or a pre juice Bonds would just sneak under 11