What is the least painful way to die?

Run for office and have Bob Shrum as a campaign manager. You'll never be heard from again.

Laughing.

Voice Over:

This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes.

In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing.

Ernest stops writing, pauses to look at what he has written... a smile slowly spreads across his face, turning very, very slowly to uncontrolled hysterical laughter... he staggers to his feet and reels across room helpless with mounting mirth and eventually collapses and dies on the floor.

Voice Over:

It was obvious that this joke was lethal...

no one could read it and live...

question wrote:

I am Catholic. I cannot kill myself,

Sure you can. Just do it and then ask for forgiveness as with all of the other rules that you constantly abuse.

I'd like to live to about 98 and then be shot dead by a jealous husband.

Overdosing on EPO

have you considered being present at a nuclear detonation?

i suggest you never race against rexing

I agree, I've heard stories of people who warmed up with him and fell deathly ill soon afterwards.

It would be the most painful, yet greatest death ever to race against him.

carbon monoxide.you just fall asleep.i\'m thinking of doing it with a drug overdose.i think i\'ll die happy.i don\'t really know since i never did drugs.

try drowning some time pain3 its agony

i would say the least painful way to die would be

.getting hit by a 300 mile a hour express train head on and having your guts splatted all over the train line-death-0.1 secs after getting hit

and the most painful

.being hanged untill your almost dead than having a knife put through your privates. and than being tied to a wodden plank and be slowly crushed feet first by a stream roller while being attacked by a army of killer bees

Getting impaled by a telephone spike

free fallin and landing on a llama on his back and being impaled by his erection, in hungry.

having your face eaten by a giant leopard while hunting for dead babys.

You posted this 10 days before I was born and you probably don’t remember doing this

Richard Pryor's grandfather "came and went at the same time"

Least painful: Overdose, poison, anything quick

Most painful: Getting your head cut off with a rusty, dull butter knife or go into one of those wood chip machines on the slowest setting feet first.

Also, I heard you can die of hyperventilation but I don't know for sure.

In a state of Grace

Death by snoo snoo.