Cicirunner wrote:
Longest distance run while holding in a shit - 5 miles. Harder than it sounds.
This is what struck me as most impressive so far. My PR is just under 3 miles and I didnt't exactly make it - shat myself in the kitchen about 10 feet away from the toilet. That one made me extremely angry. Felt like I was dying, too, about 1.5 miles in I wanted just sit there and ruin my social life by taking a dump on a crowded street. Almost all hope was lost in that moment. It got bad then because there was this loooong stretch of road ahead of me that has a lot of ups and downs to dislodge a barely-held-back-turd, and it's mostly straight so I could see the Herculean task ahead of me. I would equate it to PRing in the 800 by 3 seconds mid-season off of pure hate. Hell.