What are your non-running athletic accomplishments

I've got a lot of good ones, in many sports (I'm a scratch golfer for instance), but what I am most proud of is in a high school hockey game some time ago, I hit a kid so hard that he went through the rink door, broke the old-school plexiglass, and got a concussion. The bad part is that I also went through said door and cut the shit out of my stomach and I still have a nasty scar. Kid went to the hospital, I got tape wrapped around my stomach and played the rest of the game before getting stiched up by my teammate's dad. Most of my old teammates swear they've never seen a better hit at any level of hockey.

And I wasn't really a goon, I probably scored about 20 goals a year in about a 35-40 game season.