Selection for the all time criminal NFL team

The common denominator here is that they are all gay and haven't come to terms with their sexuality.

Ole Timer wrote:

QB: Mike Vick, Todd Marinovich

TE: Aaron Hernandez

RB: OJ Simpson, Lawrence Phillips

WR: Rae Carruth, Donte Stallworth (vehicular homicide)

OL: Nate Newton (busted with 213 lbs of pot), Barret Robbins

K: Janikowski

DE: Leonard Little (multiple DUIs, killed a woman)

DL: Johnny Jolly (purple drank)

LB: Ray Lewis, Lawrence Taylor

CB/S: PacMan Jones, Eugene Robinson

Very good list so far. Aaron Hernandez probably the star of this team, though OJ might be the prime-time player in some games.

The other CB to go with PacMan should be Aquib Talib, a man who has assaulted teammates, cab drivers, and nearly killed his sister's boyfriend.

Also funny that Ray Rice for all his recent infamy really isn't even worthy a starting job on this roster (no comparison to OJ and not quite at the same "consistent" level of performance as Phillips).

But who should punt and who ought to be the Head Coach of this team?

Should Irsay be owner, or can we do better?

whatsmyname wrote:

But who should punt and who ought to be the Head Coach of this team?

Gregg Williams, Sean Peyton, or any other coach (lots) who encouraged intentionally injuring other players.

The Williams and Payton nominations are excellent!

This thing was done in 2011 on Bleacher Report:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/719049-the-nfl-all-arrest-all-pro-team

Aaron Hernandez obviously replaces Chmura (murder is worse than feeling up a 17 year old) at Tight End.

They don't have Lawrence Phillips at RB which I agree with as his NFL career wasn't good enough to warrant inclusion on this list. If the NFL-Europe has a list, LP all the way.

Also they have Todd Sauerbrun at Punter, but I like Pat McAfee instead, just because his drunken naked swimming in a canal is just a funny story.

He's obviously not available to play, but Jovan Belcher is a scumbag worthy of making this team.

If you need a backup at Tight End, Mark Chmura was definitely a creep. Acquitted of charges, but liked to party with underage girls in hot tubs.

Michael Vick hell. Starting QB is the legendary Tony Robinson.

Since NFL DUIs are about as common as dirt, I vote for a special all-DUI practice squad.

How about a covered-in-tattoos, bloods vs. crips D-league affiliate? Just thinking ahead here...

Funny thing,there are just a couple of white players on the team just like

the real all pro teams.

lpd wrote:

Funny thing,there are just a couple of white players on the team just like

the real all pro teams.

Is this team white enough for you? And you do realize that the NFL is 70/30 black/white? It would stand to reason that more black players would be arrested.

QB - Ryan Leaf, Art Schlichter, Todd Marinovich

RB - Billy Cannon

WR - Julian Edelman, Matt Jones, Wayne Chrebet

TE - Mark Chmura

OL - Barret Robbins, Brad Hopkins, Nick Kacszur

DL - Jim Dunaway (murder), Jason Peter, Mark Gastineau, Joe Klecko

LB - Eric Naposki (murder), Thomas Keiser, Bill Romanowski, Igor Olshansky

S - Jarrod Cooper

CB - Sehorn was never arrested/convicted/indicted so....

P - Todd Sauerbrun

K - Jeff Reed, Sebastian Janikowski

Sam Hurd was planning on buying 100lbs of Maryjane and like 20 lbs of cocaine per week and using it to set up a Walter white esk drug ring in the midwest. He is more deserving than talib

1) tie for multiple murders: OJ Simpson and Aaron Hernandez

2) Ray Caruth

3) Ray Lewis

4) Rice

5) Michael Vick

Marvin Harrison (WR) should get some consideration here. Some shady dealings going on with him.

mike vick didn't do anything. those were some trumped up charges by people who kiss their pets and take them to salons.

The coach should be none other than Bill Belicheat.

Bellicheat would make an excellent head coach. Have to get in Payton amd Williams, too.

Sorry for the typos.