i can date a smoker cause my dick doesnt have taste buds
i can date a smoker cause my dick doesnt have taste buds
As someone who now smokes somewhat regularly and used to be a serious runner, I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously girly you all are. Sure, it's a bad habit, but I enjoy it thoroughly, and would gladly blow some fumes in your bitchy faces.
As I read this thread, I have been considering how many on this message board think they are adults but are not. More importantly, since it can sometimes be an interesting learning board about running, how many think they are runners but have done nothing in the sport and also know nothing about the sport.
Try and Think wrote:The idea that women who smoke will be better in bed is absolutely preposterous, as can be verified by any amount of personal anecdotes. You think an inert lazy bloated woman who sits on the couch puffing away on cigarettes is going to better in bed than a woman who takes good care of her body because, among other things, she wants to use it for good and, yeah, LONGLASTING sex? You are either kidding or have no experience.
Yeah, right, because a woman not lasting long enough in the sack for the man is the problem.
Orville Atkins wrote:
As I read this thread, I have been considering how many on this message board think they are adults but are not. More importantly, since it can sometimes be an interesting learning board about running, how many think they are runners but have done nothing in the sport and also know nothing about the sport.
Some of us are adults but we act like children because it's funny. Get over it.
Funny is OK. It is the crudeness and rudness that drives the real runners and the knowledgeable coaches away and we have lost many recently. They don't have time to read some of the crap written here.
If you happily blew fumes in my bitchy face I would happily knock your teeth down your punk-ass throat.
Orville Atkins wrote:
Funny is OK. It is the crudeness and rudness that drives the real runners and the knowledgeable coaches away and we have lost many recently. They don't have time to read some of the crap written here.
Honestly get over yourself a little buddy...really who the heel do you think you are. I can see where you are going with the whole knowledgeable board thing, but in reality there are a lot of things on this board that are meant to be funny you can tell by the title of the thread. If it is something you don't want to read then don't open it nobody is putting a gun to your head
Back to the thread I couldn't never have a girlfriend that smokes, but i would definately hook up with a chick that smokes....hell we're young might as well have fun now... you can always do worse.....Could you date a crackhead?????Now that is a question.
Ya i could date a smoker as long as she looked like a model and had no stuff all over her lip i would do whatever
Remember you can only date a woman that smokes if she will let you.
Marco, thank you for your advice.
orville, you said "I can not be within a half a block of a smoker without having breathing and ear problems" you have got to be kidding...you might want to seriously think about what really causes this reaction in you, b/c it's obviously not the smoke...what about a campfire...would being downwind from that kill you?
STL_Runner wrote:
No, no, no, no, no. Smoking is disgusting AND immoral. Smokers know that what they're doing is killing thousands of innocent people every year and yet they keep doing it. They're way too selfish of people to ever consider dating.
It's immoral?! You're not also one of those clowns that think guys banging each other in the ass is normal and acceptable do you? That would be quite an odd stance don't you think? I just fired up a Marlboro Medium by the way.
Women who smoke:
Nicole Kidman
The Olsen Twins
Britney Spears
Jennifer Aniston
Julia Roberts
Winona Ryder
Penelope Cruz
Salma Hayek
Sarah Jessica Parker
Tara Reid
Lindsay Lohan
None of these women are runners, that I know of. Why not let them do their thing, you do yours? You don't have to mirror each other. I am sure these women don't go around smelling like a huge butt. There are toothpaste and breathmints to help with smelling nice...
No my wife would kick my ass.
what a bunch of judgemental pieces of shit... grow up.
Not me. Kissing a smoker is like licking out a dirty ash tray.
A smoker of what?
SonNative wrote:
A smoker of what?
hmmm. great point.
completely changes my answer. although she couldn't be kissing maryjane too often.