Cmon dude wrote:
In "The Contest" when Kramer proclaims, "I'm out!"
This!
Cmon dude wrote:
In "The Contest" when Kramer proclaims, "I'm out!"
This!
I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin every minute of it.
There are several per episode...
All those shared have been good.
George rambling on and on: "I can sense the smallest human suffering."
Jerry: "Are you sensing anything right now?"
"Remember...it's not a lie if you believe it."
There were no black people on Seinfeld.
stanfield wrote:
"The sea was angry that day, my friends..."
This. Or "SERENITY NOW!!!"
Rexings Ghost wrote:
There were no black people on Seinfeld.
Jackie Childs, defense attorney...
"They're real, and they're spectacular!"
"Wanna get some pizza?!"
"Jerry just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
-George saying to Jerry on how to beat a lie detector test
"And you want to be my latex salesman..."
Running Related:
"You wouldn't know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast!"
-Jerry while attempting to pick up a girl at a party (probably refering to the fact he was the fastest kid in school as a youngster)
"I choose not to run"
-Jerry in "The Race"...of course, he eventually does run the re-match and wins again!
"Ah, What's to see? A man from Kenya, A woman from Norway, and 20,000 losers."
-Jerry again expressing his lack of enthusiasm in having to attend a party watching the NYC Marathon (come to think of it, they had a couple of episodes focused on the marathon...which brings up
"Why separate knob, why?
- Jean-Paul Jean-Paul in "The Hot Tub". that whole exchange between Jerry and Jean-Paul was classic Seinfeld! The Jean-Paul character had a lot of great lines in this episode
non running related...I really can't pick a favorite. There are too many (as you can see above). Jerry's catchphrases were always fun though.
"Who is this?"
"That's a shame"
"Hello Newman"
"Newman!"
"Listen to the bell Grossbard, it tolls for thee!"
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JERRY: Why did you force that mint on me? I told ya I didn't want the mint!
KRAMER: Well, I didn't believe you.
JERRY: How could you not believe me?!
KRAMER: Well who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint... it's delicious!
I go along with:
"I'm out!"
"Shrinkage!"
"No soup for you!"
"Someone had to lead the way!"
sheldor wrote:
"Remember...it's not a lie if you believe it."
+1
"Where Could I be"
George: "I always wanted to pretend I was an architect".
A festivus for the rest of us !
They are real and they are spectacular !
ooooatmeal wrote:
"Listen to the bell Grossbard, it tolls for thee!"
This is one of my favorites also.
"I think it moved."
"I'm not sure if it was divine intervention or the kingship of all living things. But, I tell you, at that moment, I was a Marine Biologist."