What's your fantasy breakfast?

a fresh plate of fried dog meat and a cat egg

bowl of cheerios and a beej... at the same time.

And I just dont understand why Americans are the fattest nation in the world...

Good eggs Benedict with holllandais sauce but made with smoked salmon instead of Canadian bacon, 1 large plate of hash browns-extra crispy, like 8 of those really small glasses of OJ with extra pulp, 1 large mug of hazelnut coffee with half and half, mixed fruit (bananas, apples, pears, strawberries, blueberries).

- 5 scrambled eggs with cheese, peppers, and green onion

- 8 strips of bacon.

- 6 breakfast sausages

- 2 bowls of honey shreddies

- 1 bowl of Mini Wheats

- watermelon, cantaloupe, green melon (2 or 3 bowls worth)

- 4 pieces of French Toast

- 2 blueberry muffins.

- 2 full plates of Homefries

- 4 buttermilk chocolate chip pancakes.

- a breakfast sandwich on a sesame seed bagel containing two fried eggs, a slice of ham, and two strips of cheese.

- 1 bowl of crispix.

- 2 peanut butter toasts.

- 1 small glass of milk.

- A Bagel BELT from Tim Hortons.

- 5 or 6 fresh croissants

- And then spend a couple hours on the toilet deucing this meal out.

Do you know what happened to me last night!?!?!? The best and worst thing EVER - Starbucks throws away all their unpurchased pastries at the end of the night. They had a lot left over so they offered me ALL OF THEM. I couldn't say no. HOW DO YOU SAY NO to chocolate croissants and cinnamon rolls? And I'm a woman who is at a point in her life where she's not gonna turn down free food. Breakfast of Champions.

On a side plate, why have I been so hungry lately? I think it's the anticipation and nervousness I've been feeling. But hey, if it costs me 2 pounds to get a job, I'll take the downside with it.

Fried proper English/Danish/Irish bacon

Fried pork sausages

Fried tomatoes

Fried eggs

Fried mushrooms

Two slices of white bread

Heinz baked beans

A bacon and cheese omelette

A sausage and cheese omelette

A steak and cheese omelette

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Hash browns and/or home fries

Biscuits

Fried Chicken

Cornbread

Blueberry Muffin

Cinnabon

Maybe some fruit for decoration

So...this area is a bit expensive to live in. I'm thinking since I don't have any kids or family to rely on me financially, this should be the time in my life where I work my fass off (fat-a*s). I'm going to scrimp and save and work as much as I can to get me to a financially stable place. I want to own a home and that's going to cost a heavy down payment and I want savings and my college loans paid off. Then I will feel comfortable about spending money on unnecessary expenditures.

I applied for a weekend job - just a few shifts a week serving brunch at a charming little place I love so much. I'll get to meet more people and wear a plaid shirt and pair it with cute Jack Pursells. Maybe I'll even get free breakfast too!

Just went in for an interview. Getting good at these interviews, everybody likes me! I've learned that I just have to spend some time preparing what they want to hear. It's not the way I normally communicate, but I'm getting good at it.

Alchol free Beer from Scarlett Johansson's navel

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Mine:

1 steak

3 'over easy' eggs with tobasco

1/2 plate crispy hashbrowns

1 glass orange juice (no pulp)

1 bowl very cold chopped watermelon

1-2 cups black coffee

pu$$y

Jokes aside, my honest answer:

2 quality well-done eggs (the commercialized junk)

3-6 Strips of Bacon, and 2-3 Hashbrown Patties

2 slices of lightly buttered Toast

2 Cups Orange Juice (Pulp doesn't matter)

2-3 8" chocolate chip pancakes with Berry Sauce with Strawberries, Blueberries, Blackberries and Banana slices on the side.

1 Small cup of Coffee

This would be a dream breakfast after an 8 am road race

3 eggs over easy, fried scrapple, a plate of biscuits with sausage gravy, some bacon, a pot of decent black coffee, a pint of blackberries, a glass of whole milk, and a stack of pancakes with real Vermont maple syrup and butter.

-3 pieces of fluffy and soft french toast, cut diagonally and covered in butter, syrup and powdered sugar

-egg white omelette with white american cheese and tons of bacon inside

-hashbrowns crisped to perfection with ketchup and salt

-soft and warm buttermilk biscuit with butter

-huge glass of chocolate milk

-Cinnabon cinnamon roll slathered in frosting

I'm salivating.

mmmmm...... wrote:

^^ Not bad. But put Claire Danes next to me in a bathrobe and tousled hair, and there's a fantasy breakfast for the ages.

You want the crazy Claire, or the insane one?

C'mon dude, get real. My fantasies do not involve breakfast.

However, if you want to know my favorite breakfast, it consists of the following: omelet with hot peppers, hash browns, bacon and toast...........and a newspaper.

haha

Fantasies can include breakfast though.

I like moonpie and hot water

p.s. you look really good in black

Anybody know what some of the elites eat for breakfast? Do they eat massive amounts of everything and anything like a lot of the elite swimmers? If there's a big difference between the two groups, anyone know why?

Just hashbrowns

mmmmm...... wrote:

^^ Not bad. But put Claire Danes next to me in a bathrobe and tousled hair, and there's a fantasy breakfast for the ages.

You prefer women without b and a, but with huge noses?