Did you know there is a post-race dance/rager after Foot Lockers?

The year I went, the person getting down the most at the dance was Suzy Favor Hamilton. Some borderline provocative dancing with high schoolers. Pretty funny now.

This would be so much funnier if you included people's names. Specifically the midwest kids...

mr. dr. professor patrick wrote:

dish it bro wrote:

please elaborate on "The Rupp"

Yes, how does one do "the rupp"

You sneeze then leave the dance floor

I can't elaborate for I'll sound like the tool that AJ is, plus, the post would definitely get flagged.

As a 25 year old, I find the idea that a bunch of 15-18 year old sheltered runner-type kids who think they are god's gifts / prodigies think they had a true 'rager' of a night. Seriously. Kids- If you think this is truly a wild night you're lost in life. LOL

I get it, back when I was 16 I thought the footlocker crowd was just so cool. I also assumed the rumored parties after the race must be epic. In hindsight though, it sounds miserable. omg, milk mile! let's chase a dog! that kind of stuff.

So I am a high school runner currently, and it makes me cringe to think of all the running nerds at footlocker trying to figure out how to have a wild night. I agree, I party a fair amount and I would rather go to bed early than chase a dog on a beach and do a milk mile. I want to go to FL next year, mainly so I can show them how to have a fun/wild night

I gave the rest of my spending money ($60) to a future Olympian for her to be my first.

Wow.... wrote:

So I am a high school runner currently, and it makes me cringe to think of all the running nerds at footlocker trying to figure out how to have a wild night. I agree, I party a fair amount and I would rather go to bed early than chase a dog on a beach and do a milk mile. I want to go to FL next year, mainly so I can show them how to have a fun/wild night

This is classic LR.

"I could party way way so much harder than you! You're a dorky lame runner. I'm super awesome."

Really? You'd rather go to bed early than make friends with some of the best high school runners in the country, doing stupid sh!t and believing there was a chance of hooking up with one of the more attractive girls (that's what was going on in my mind)? News flash, bro. I would've T-bagged you. I won't even say what those midwest boys wanted to do to you.

Wow.... wrote:

So I am a high school runner currently, and it makes me cringe to think of all the running nerds at footlocker trying to figure out how to have a wild night. I agree, I party a fair amount and I would rather go to bed early than chase a dog on a beach and do a milk mile. I want to go to FL next year, mainly so I can show them how to have a fun/wild night

Ya that's one of the worst post I've seen in the past few weeks.

One, if you party now while you're in high school your chances of going to footlocker are just about zero.

Two, most kids that go to footlocker are not losers, they just care about their sport. They are good kids that (generally speaking) aren't going to be running around doing drugs and shite. A lot of them have never been to a party, sorry, but this is pretty standard for suburban high school kids that are sheltered.

Does sub15 post seems weird that his night was super crazy? Yes, but that's because I've been to college. Thinking back to high school, my guess is that if most of you had a night similar to his, with a bunch of people you didn't know, while sort of being in awe of the situation - that night would be pretty damn cool to a young kid.

If you actually think that partying on the occasion will rip your high school career to shreds and that not a single footlocker kid has ever had a sip of alcohol, I think you are sheltered yourself.

Where on earth did I write that partying on occasion or that a sip of alcohol will hurt you? Please, do point that out.

If you take every footlocker kid since 1990 and do a poll that shows how many of them have had more than 20 beers (at that point) I bet you can count them on two maybe three hands if they are being honest.

"May we see your photos pleas" D.Letterman

There must be a few out there. Particularly of Blood (Saratoga Girls gone wild).

I went to FL and I partied a lot in High School. Much more than when I was in college. I did not participate in the FL after-race festivities, but that was mainly because my family left on a trip to Europe.

I am not trying to be an ass, but the descriptions do sound lame. Also, if you are threatening to teabag someone, I have to ask you why you would want to lay your nuts on another man's face. That seems pretty weird unless you are gay. If you are gay, that just sounds like sexual assault.

Billy Badass wrote:

Also, if you are threatening to teabag someone, I have to ask you why you would want to lay your nuts on another man's face. That seems pretty weird unless you are gay. If you are gay, that just sounds like sexual assault.

It's the same reason many straight men in prison a$$rape others in the showers, it's about control and power.

Always funny to see how many claim to have been Kinney/FL National Finalists in these threads.

Numbers Game wrote:

Always funny to see how many claim to have been Kinney/FL National Finalists in these threads.

Is it really that surprising that a thread about a specific race - on a running-related message board - would attract responses from participants of that race? I think the real question is what are you doing reading this I you didn't qualify?

Dennis Reynolds wrote:

Billy Badass wrote:

Also, if you are threatening to teabag someone, I have to ask you why you would want to lay your nuts on another man's face. That seems pretty weird unless you are gay. If you are gay, that just sounds like sexual assault.

It's the same reason many straight men in prison a$$rape others in the showers, it's about control and power.

I suppose you have a point. I'll keep my balls for the women.

Your first point makes a lot of sense. Your second question/statement seems slightly retarded to me.

Billy Badass wrote:

I went to FL and I partied a lot in High School. Much more than when I was in college. I did not participate in the FL after-race festivities, but that was mainly because my family left on a trip to Europe.

I am not trying to be an ass, but the descriptions do sound lame. Also, if you are threatening to teabag someone, I have to ask you why you would want to lay your nuts on another man's face. That seems pretty weird unless you are gay. If you are gay, that just sounds like sexual assault.

Dennis Reynolds is correct. By T-bagging you, I'm basically marking you as a beta male. It's a 'tattoo' symbolizing your submission to superior males - notably, me. It's okay to be a subservient beta male. There are plenty of things you could do with your life. You could be a classy janitor, a telemarketer, even a chef or manager at Applebee's. Also, as a beta male, you've basically got your pick of the litter when it comes to beta females!