THE L.A. LAKERS SUCK! HEY MALONE YOU GONNA SIGN WITH DETROIT NEXT? YOU'RE A TURD.
THE L.A. LAKERS SUCK! HEY MALONE YOU GONNA SIGN WITH DETROIT NEXT? YOU'RE A TURD.
YES ding ding we have a winner!
Looking over at the captain---
"Speaking of whale shit..."
Can't remember which dirty harry that was from, but used to say it all the time when I greeted people at my last job. Guess that's why I was fired....
From Coogan's Bluff -
TAXI DRIVER: That's $2.95 including the luggage.
COOGAN: Tell me... how many stores are there named "Bloomingdales" in this town?
TAXI DRIVER: One. Why?
COOGAN: Well you passed it twice.
TAXI DRIVER: It's still $2.95 including the luggage.
COOGAN: Yeah, well there's $3.00... including the tip.
"I am old and gay."
- The Outlaw Josey Wales
best movie - the good,...
of course whats best about that movie is teh lack of dialogue. heres one that springs to mind....
Three bountyhunters surround Tuco (the ugly) who has a bounty against him ..
bountyhunter 1: (looking at outlaw photo) You know you got a face beautiful enough to be worth two thousands dollars?
(Tuco grunts, get ready to draw)
Clint (hidden, lighting a smoke): Yeah, ... but you dont look like the one who collects it... a few steps back my friend.
Josey Wales is carrying food and confronted by four 'blue bellies' in town-
"Well, are you gonna pull them pistols or stand there whistlin' Dixie"
After gunning down 2 bounty hunters in the general store who were raping the indian girl, To the store clerk while putting in a big 'ol chaw-
"So you say those horses belonged to them there pilgrims."
Oh....the movie where he glares angrily at someone with a gun and shoots them...I just love that one!
"Opinions are like assholes...everyone has one."
I like the line in the 2nd Dirty Harry film, Magnum Force.
"A man's got to know his limitations"...
"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy."
The Outlaw Josey Wales