Kerry wants to cut running
Kerry wants to cut running 5/14/2004 11:15AM Reply | Return to Index | Report PostOK, here is an illustration about running and taxes that you should all understand.
What would you think if John Kerry (the democrat candidate for president) proposed this:
In all running events (be they 800m, 5k, 10k, marathon) the first three runners in the race should be forced to add minutes to their times. In fact, not just the first three, but really, the top 10% of runners in each race should be forced to have minutes added to their times. Then, runners in the the bottom 50% should have their times sliced in half. Then, and only then, should the race results be figured out.
Now, think about what I just said. Is that fair? That is what John Kerry wants to do with taxes. He wants to take money from those in the top 10% and give it to those in the bottom 50%.
You are fooling yourself if you don't see how these are the same thing.
Bush wants people at all levels of income to keep more of their own money. Using the above example, he wants the race results to be genuine, accurate, and fair.
Robert A. George
RE: Kerry wants to cut running 5/14/2004 11:22AM - in reply to Kerry wants to cut running Reply | Return to Index | Report PostWhat you just written is one of the most insanely, idiotic things that I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent reponse were you even close to anything that can be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this message board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
- Adapated from Billy Madison
Funny R A G
RE: Kerry wants to cut running 5/14/2004 11:25AM - in reply to Robert A. George Reply | Return to Index | Report PostThat was funny. But, why not try to make a logical arguement rather than quote Billy Madison.
You must be a back of the pack runner. You probably think that our taxes should be higher and that back of the packers should have their times inflated. Go ahead and vote for Kerry and watch all your money fly out of your pocket.
NativeSon
RE: Kerry wants to cut running 5/14/2004 11:25AM - in reply to Robert A. George Reply | Return to Index | Report PostAre u republican? Just asking. I am talking of the guy who posted the original Kerry 'idea.'
Kerry wants to cut running
RE: Kerry wants to cut running 5/14/2004 11:27AM - in reply to NativeSon Reply | Return to Index | Report PostOf course I am a Republican.
I think we all should be able to keep more of our own money and not have it taxed away from us.
john kerrry
RE: Kerry wants to cut running 5/14/2004 11:29AM - in reply to Robert A. George Reply | Return to Index | Report PostActually, what I want is for the original post to be dipped in roofing tar, rolled in broken glass, set ablaze, and shoved sideways up the original posters ass.
That is what I really want, and I will deliver come November.
BCG
RE: Kerry wants to cut running 5/14/2004 11:29AM - in reply to Kerry wants to cut running Reply | Return to Index | Report PostIsn't this a running message board?
Keep the right wing out of the West Wing.
Christian Conservative........
RE: Kerry wants to cut running 5/14/2004 11:29AM - in reply to NativeSon Reply | Return to Index | Report PostJohn Kerry got shot because he was too slow. George Bush could run loops around him and wipe out the terrorists at the same time.
Cynic
RE: Kerry wants to cut running 5/14/2004 11:29AM - in reply to Kerry wants to cut running Reply | Return to Index | Report PostRight.
Sure.
Well I personally have no problem if bill gates, larry ellison, bush 41, the kennedy's, the kerry's, paris hilton, et al have to pay some more.
...no problem for me at all.
If you REALLY believed what you wrote then you would be in favor of DESTROYING the current tax system, INSTALL A FLAT RATE ACROSS THE BOARD, NO DEDUCTIONS FOR REAL ESTATE BEYONE ONE PRIMARY RESIDENCE, ESTABLISH TERM LIMITS (hi there Robert Byrd...oh hey will someone get the Senator a drool cup please?), make English the national language (what's that? you have lived here 3, or 4, or 5 years and STILL cannot speak English? oh you got in and are avoiding cultural assimilation by DEMANDING schooling in your native tongue?), DEPORTATION OF ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS, yank our military out of Iraq & establish them at our nations' borders, USE WHATEVER FUNDS ARE NECESSARY TO COLD BLOODEDLY TRACK DOWN EVERY LAST SCUM-SUCKING, LOATHESOME MEMBER OF AL-QAEDA, rebuild our national infrastructure and build fuel efficient alternative vehicles to reduce our need for petroleum.
whew!
Sorry about that...just got cranked up a bit.