You think people would welcome piss on their lawn. It makes good fertilizer. My biology teacher told me that Chinese rice paddies are some of the most fertile growing areas in world because the field workers do their business right in the field. I don't know whether he was serious though. He'd always joke around and ask us why a man kept smashing his head into a wall. He said it's because it felt so good when he stopped. I think I run for a similar reason...