I've encountered this situation before. I just said hi and kept running. No sense interrupting a good run with some large, unnecessary production.
I've encountered this situation before. I just said hi and kept running. No sense interrupting a good run with some large, unnecessary production.
You should have smacked her in the head like you used to.
Google before you post wrote:
You should have smacked her in the head like you used to.
With your cock or with your balls...
there is a difference. One is abusive, the other demeaning.
I am glad you saw the value of approaching the learned residents of letsrun for advice on this matter. Letsrun has truly become a social outreach organization and is doing wonders in helping the youth of the nation realize their romantic potential. What you should have done was remove the sunglasses so that your ex could see the tears welling up in your pussified eyes. You could have then dropped down to your knees and begun beggind and pleading for her return. Chicks really dig the needy testicleless men like yourself. You can enhance your neediness by throwing in such classical manly lines like: 'I have always loved you', 'I will do anything for you.', 'I am nothing without you.' and 'Since you've been gone I have cried myself to sleep each night.'. Hopefully you see her again and can use this advice.
One more thing, please go ahead and cut off your balls. The world doesn't need any more pussies like you so your sterilization is a must.
just another guy wrote:
I am glad you saw the value of approaching the learned residents of letsrun for advice on this matter. Letsrun has truly become a social outreach organization and is doing wonders in helping the youth of the nation realize their romantic potential. What you should have done was remove the sunglasses so that your ex could see the tears welling up in your pussified eyes. You could have then dropped down to your knees and begun beggind and pleading for her return. Chicks really dig the needy testicleless men like yourself. You can enhance your neediness by throwing in such classical manly lines like: 'I have always loved you', 'I will do anything for you.', 'I am nothing without you.' and 'Since you've been gone I have cried myself to sleep each night.'. Hopefully you see her again and can use this advice.
One more thing, please go ahead and cut off your balls. The world doesn't need any more pussies like you so your sterilization is a must.
Dude I bet you have no emotions and have these great big balls with which you f*** so many women. AMIRITE
To the OP, if she was your girlfriend she probably knows you run that loop every day, so if the first time you saw her on it was 3 days after you broke up, don't you think maybe she was intentionally trying to walk past you?
just wave hello
sunshine wrote:
Google before you post wrote:You should have smacked her in the head like you used to.
With your cock or with your balls...
there is a difference. One is abusive, the other demeaning.
- Laughed uncontrollably for over a minute.
just another guy wrote:
I am glad you saw the value of approaching the learned residents of letsrun for advice on this matter. Letsrun has truly become a social outreach organization and is doing wonders in helping the youth of the nation realize their romantic potential. What you should have done was remove the sunglasses so that your ex could see the tears welling up in your pussified eyes. You could have then dropped down to your knees and begun beggind and pleading for her return. Chicks really dig the needy testicleless men like yourself. You can enhance your neediness by throwing in such classical manly lines like: 'I have always loved you', 'I will do anything for you.', 'I am nothing without you.' and 'Since you've been gone I have cried myself to sleep each night.'. Hopefully you see her again and can use this advice.
One more thing, please go ahead and cut off your balls. The world doesn't need any more pussies like you so your sterilization is a must.
- Erupted in laughter for an additional 2 minutes. The imagery of the OP removing his shades to reveal tear soaked eyes is hilarious.
Be a raging bull and give her an elbow as you run by!
Listen to her whimper.
you clearly should have smacked her ass as you ran by. not a tap, not a rub or grab. a big open hand full arm swing suh-LAP! leave a pink handprint on her ass.
You should broken the ice by asking her if all Anthropology majors are idiots.
kkijal wrote:
Dude I bet you have no emotions and have these great big balls with which you f*** so many women. AMIRITE
Actually my testicles are not really that uncommonly large, and I prefer to use my penis for sexual intercourse rather than my balls. You may wish to re-evaluate your intercourse methodology if you find yourself screwing women with your balls.
Donkey punch.
The Doctor is in wrote:
The world is filled with beautiful women......let yourself be open to them.
play it right and they'll be open to you!
One simple line:
"I hope you don't mind if I still see your Mom."
"you clearly should have smacked her ass as you ran by. not a tap, not a rub or grab. a big open hand full arm swing suh-LAP! leave a pink handprint on her ass."
Women are not a piece of meat. It's not right to smack them whenever you feel like it.
just another guy wrote:
Actually my testicles are not really that uncommonly large, and I prefer to use my penis for sexual intercourse rather than my balls. You may wish to re-evaluate your intercourse methodology if you find yourself screwing women with your balls.
Unless you have never gotten off from intercourse, you have definitely 'used' your balls to f***, twat.
joe mcblow wrote:
thanksgiving again wrote:gobble gobble
This is the correct answer.
+1
e fgwefgf wrote:
"you clearly should have smacked her ass as you ran by. not a tap, not a rub or grab. a big open hand full arm swing suh-LAP! leave a pink handprint on her ass."
Women are not a piece of meat. It's not right to smack them whenever you feel like it.
-1
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You should have run by her while vigorously reciting Shakespeare.
Come on, guys, tomorrow will be a week since the event. Assuming we have the same schedules, I might see her again. Help me!