Lance Armstrongs girlfriend is pregnant

wccelder wrote:

This one came up in a google image search

http://www.lsgsmdc.org/photogallery/Gem12161.jpg

CUTE!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you all would've made the Olympics were it not for cheaters like Armstrong. I guess you'll just have to be content with winning the mile at States way back in high school.....

By my calculations, this story is reason #76 that Lance Armstrong is better than you.

Yeah, because impregnating a skank is such a high and common aspiration.

Excerpt from the bedroom:

Lance, wait...do you have any...protection?

What...no...baby, it's cool.

What makes her a skank, besides her unavailability to you?

maybe his balls were on EPO too

Um, "unavailability" doesn't make one a skank. Some random chick on a mountain bike? Yeah, that's such an untouchable specimen to almost any guy reading this. The ready willingness to spread her legs and take a celeb's boy batter without a wedding ring on her finger makes her a skank.

sdfjsdklfjsd wrote:

More kids he won't spend any time with. Good for him!

so true.

Mrs. Masterbooner wrote:

It's a Festicle miracle!!

I'll give you props for this. Clever. I know I like being acknowledged for wittiness so cheers.

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"Props" is not a word.

i thought lance armstrong couldn't have kids after he lost one of his nuts from cancer. i thought it had to use the sperm that he had banked like 12 years ago.

It's part of his running from the scientists and the law drill. He pays women for In Vitro to make people think he's not doping. He dodged drug detectors but was forced to retire from cycling when his own scientists saw WADA was becoming too advanced. Then hopped sports to marathons. Then he hops back to Cycling again. Sooner or later they'll catch him or he'll drop dead from all that shit he pumps in and out of his body. How can anyone live like that. Will God have mercy on Lance Armstrong, that poor pathetic bastard.

HD - you are a fool. Go away.