new GABE JENNINGS interview!

This interview borders on satire. We always knew Gabe was different, but this is just too odd.

Yeah, is this interview a joke or what?

I swear, if I could - I would punch everyone who puts "end of thread" at the end of their posts.

Concrete Runner Fan wrote:

I'm sorry but this guy just needs to get out and pound out some serious miles on the crete to knock some sense into his mug.

End of thread.

I've heard of an upstart team called the Elite Training Group. Perhaps Gabe should try that out.

You cannot be serious.

For all the things Gabe is, he's pretty entertaining. So many interviews sound the same because guys are afraid to have a personality, but Gabe goes over the top and says stuff like he did in this interview. I think it's great! What a character.

Good luck, Gabe.

*Ugh* wrote:

You cannot be serious.

oh, he's serious.

if he's serious with all that baloney, then he truly is a fool.

I bet his penis is HUGE!!

I bet Galen has kiss more girls than you and hot ones.

hammer intervals I know. What are predator intervals?

Predator intervals are basically cut-down miles at a higher level. Each mile is faster than the previous. they could be intervals in how they are arranged. It's a scott simmons staple.

Gabe is joking. end of thread.

Just because you said end of thread I'll posting to not end the thread

Beetroot swallowed Nelly's jizz

"boring from a philistine point of view"

Tells me two things: insecurity, and compensation via hostility.

Or, in the words of Eric Cartman: "Dude, what a douche!"

Strikes me as the d-bag who reads philosophy and does other stereotipically intelligentsia activities just so he can feel that he's better than everyone else. Once again, HUGE insecurity. Watch for him to either have a huge breakdown or go completely bonkers.

I mean, seriously "in a Roswengian (sp) sense"?!? Who the f**k says that kind of sh*t other than d-bags who read the stuff without understanding it; who read it for a reason other than pure interest; so that they can feel superior in some way?!? In saying stuff like that, he's obviously trying to appeal to some erudite few, some "in the know" crowd, trying delusionally to gain some kind of acceptance from these imagined gods, and probably chuckling to himself at the "philistines" who live in the real world and don't get his obscure reference.

Deeeeeee-baaaaaag....

After reading the whole thing, I think I can summarize Jennings' current trend in five words:

GOOOOOIIIIINNN OOOFFF THE DEEEEEEEP EEEEEENNNNNND.....!

ldk34 wrote:

Predator intervals are basically cut-down miles at a higher level. Each mile is faster than the previous. they could be intervals in how they are arranged. It's a scott simmons staple.

Wrong. Predator intervals are intervals spent running in the jungle with a wrestler, two black guys, an indian, a somewhat hispanic guy, and a random hispanic chick while being chased by an alien that looks somewhat like a 7 foot tall Latrell Sprewell in a RoboCop outfit. Get a grip dude and stop talking out of your ass. By the way, "Get to the choppa!"

If you like the faint scent of urine why don't u just eat a d-ick?

because d-ick doesn't exist