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I have the answer for this. 10 guys run to the side/back of the bear and make him come towards them.
One of the other five jumps on the bear from the back and does a rear naked choke. It would work becuase a bear has to breathe just like humans. The bear would be passed out in 10 secs if the pressure was right. then keep holding the choke while he's passed out until he dies.
id just armbar it. game over.
How? How would you even injure the bear? The bear has claws and teeth, what do you have?
hahahahahaha, when i first read the original post, i thought it was legit up until i read step 3.) we are all naked... im pretty sure i rolled around on the floor for about 2 minutes laughing at that first.. why naked? how will that help or hurt your odds? hilarious, great post
Jack Rabbit wrote:
How? How would you even injure the bear? The bear has claws and teeth, what do you have?
Haven't you ever seen the TV show "Heroes"? I would use the ultra-high-power microwave generators in each of my nipples to cook his little brain until his skull exploded. It's just that simple!
1 of you run in circles round it while the rest of you kick it in its swingers until it passes out...
RedGArunner wrote:
I have the answer for this. 10 guys run to the side/back of the bear and make him come towards them.
One of the other five jumps on the bear from the back and does a rear naked choke. It would work becuase a bear has to breathe just like humans. The bear would be passed out in 10 secs if the pressure was right. then keep holding the choke while he's passed out until he dies.
I bet the bear could easily get one guy off his back?
ronner wrote:
RedGArunner wrote:I have the answer for this. 10 guys run to the side/back of the bear and make him come towards them.
One of the other five jumps on the bear from the back and does a rear naked choke. It would work becuase a bear has to breathe just like humans. The bear would be passed out in 10 secs if the pressure was right. then keep holding the choke while he's passed out until he dies.
I bet the bear could easily get one guy off his back?
No, have you seen jiu jitsu before...jump on the back lock in the choke, put your hooks in (do you know what hooks are?)..bear is passed out
I think with 15 guys, there has got to be a way to kill the bear. I think there are going to be some casualties for sure, but there's got to be a way to beat the bear.
Maybe one guy could try and stick his whole arm down the bears throat to cause him to choke(this guy will be the first to die). At the same time a couple guys go after his balls. A couple guys go for the eyes to poke them out. A couple guys try and bite off his ears(that would hurt I would think) Have like 4 of them try and take out his legs. The rest just punch the bear wear ever they get a chance.
Arfenhammer wrote:
3.) we are all naked... im pretty sure i rolled around on the floor for about 2 minutes laughing at that first.. why naked? how will that help or hurt your odds? hilarious
I think the point of being naked is that the bear is naked. It makes it equal. That way you don't use your shirt or something to blindfold the bear.
i letsrun too much wrote:
Arfenhammer wrote:3.) we are all naked... im pretty sure i rolled around on the floor for about 2 minutes laughing at that first.. why naked? how will that help or hurt your odds? hilarious
I think the point of being naked is that the bear is naked. It makes it equal. That way you don't use your shirt or something to blindfold the bear.
Exactly. If you can get at the bear's genitals, he sure as hell should be able to grab at yours.
There's a pressure point right behind the bear's ear. Lightly tap it, and the bear is down for the count.
All 15 runners need to go straight for the neck. Bite that bears neck for all it's worth. They need to do it like their life depended on it. Surely if 15 mouths are tearing into that bear's meaty neck at the same time, they'll hit something important fairly quickly.
Final Tally: 3 Runners Dead, 3 Seriously Injured, 7 mildly injured, 2 untouched.
i have 2 bullets and there are 3 of you, you have to ask yourselves who's going to take the bullets?
I eat my own boogers wrote:
All 15 runners need to go straight for the neck. Bite that bears neck for all it's worth. They need to do it like their life depended on it. Surely if 15 mouths are tearing into that bear's meaty neck at the same time, they'll hit something important fairly quickly.
Final Tally: 3 Runners Dead, 3 Seriously Injured, 7 mildly injured, 2 untouched.
they dont pick who will die..it just happens
dirty hairy wrote:
i have 2 bullets and there are 3 of you, you have to ask yourselves who's going to take the bullets?
I eat my own boogers wrote:All 15 runners need to go straight for the neck. Bite that bears neck for all it's worth. They need to do it like their life depended on it. Surely if 15 mouths are tearing into that bear's meaty neck at the same time, they'll hit something important fairly quickly.
Final Tally: 3 Runners Dead, 3 Seriously Injured, 7 mildly injured, 2 untouched.
... so, no one will go rushing in, everyone stands around in a big gay circle, then the bear charges, selecting "who gets it" then the others go running off, and the bear rips them apart one by one.
guydomer wrote:
they dont pick who will die..it just happens
dirty hairy wrote:i have 2 bullets and there are 3 of you, you have to ask yourselves who's going to take the bullets?
Couldn't you just raincheck the bear and stand it up on the next engagement
if the room was filled with 18 inches of water you guys might have a chance. Otherwise no way.
I was thinking about this on my run today and discussing it with a friend.
The only method I think MIGHT have a chance or working is to try to avoid conflict with the bear initially. Don't frighten or startle him. No fast movements, no intimidating looks. Signing soothing hymns or lullabyes might help.
Sooner or later though, he's going to get hungry. When that happens, your team of 15 will quickly become a team of 14 at most, maybe 13. the lucky survivors MUST remain calm and accept the bear's actions. More soothing and calming humming or singing would not be a bad idea. Bears tend to sleep heavily after a satisfying meal.
Once the bear falls into a deep sleep (think: Uncle Bert after Thanksgiving dinner)...NOW you attack with wreckless abandon! I think the assault should start with the strongest person delivering a stomp to the base of the skull hoping for serious injury, but certainly the eyes should be incapacitated if possible, and I'd recommend a figure-4 leg lock as well.
From where I sit, this is your best bet at getting out of there with at least one human still alive, which would mean victory.
By the way, what is the floor of the room made of? Obvioulsy your chances are much better if you keep it on the 'crete.