Eastern Michigan runner on upcoming Survivor

Big e wrote:

Every top end program has a few skeltons in their closets.

What? EMU has Red Skeltons in its closet? That wasn't in the Mitchell Report.

Big e wrote:

Why whenever EMU is brought up the issue of cheating comes up??? Every top end program has a few skeltons in their closets.

Uh... because they are cheaters. The manage to make ineligible runners eligible. They violate many NCAA rules. Especially when it comes to how many people they can have practice. They are the most crooked track and field program in the US.

Joe Mama Angie Daddy wrote:

Uh... because they are cheaters. The manage to make ineligible runners eligible. They violate many NCAA rules. Especially when it comes to how many people they can have practice. They are the most crooked track and field program in the US.

Sounds to me like a walk-on could not make the cut. Keep eatin' those grapes.

looks like there is gonna be some serious gay action going on behind the scenes with that cast!!!

yeah, Red Skelton was a little known coach, didn't get out of the office much!

Plus, if EMU has had so many NCAA violations, what has been the punishment for these "violations"? How do you know about all of these violations? Give me examples...

Uh, EMU is not a top end program.

duh... wrote:

looks like there is gonna be some serious gay action going on behind the scenes with that cast!!!

Leave me alone! I was just tapping my foot to some showtunes in my head. Gay action? Where?

Have all of those shows taken place on tropical / subtropical islands?

I'd like to see Survivor: South Georgia Island or something similar.

bad tv wrote:

Have all of those shows taken place on tropical / subtropical islands?

I'd like to see Survivor: South Georgia Island or something similar.

Because having scantily clad people in a tropical climate gets much better tv ratings.

Joe Mama Angie Daddy wrote:

Since he ran for Eastern, I am sure he will cheat his way to a win. They should have picked Ben Reese. He is a real survivor. He somehow managed 8 years of eligibility at Eastern.

Let's try this one more time. Ben Reese came to EMU in January of 1996. You have 5 years from the date you enroll to use 4 years of eligibility. He redshirted his 4th year and used his 4th season of eligibility in the fall of 2000.

How is this cheating?

Thet is nothin'. ah spent eight years in second grade alone! ah was th' fust member of mah fambly t'make it t'third grade befo'e startin' t'shave.

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Let's try this one more time. Ben Reese came to EMU in January of 1996. You have 5 years from the date you enroll to use 4 years of eligibility. He redshirted his 4th year and used his 4th season of eligibility in the fall of 2000.

How is this cheating?[/quote]

Bulls__t! I saw Ben Reese run at EMU when I was a junior in high school. I graduated in 1996. When I graduated college in 2001, he still had one more year. I ran for 5 so he must have ran for 7 or 8. However, I went to an academic institution just down the road. Not a crooked school for rejects.

So your a pissed of UM guy? Sounds about right, when you guys don't get something to go your way, you cry and cry until something is done about it! Dude, life is short, 2001 was a long time ago. I'm sure Ben Reese is back in England and hung over, so take your UM liberal arts degree and get back to work for your daddy, who is probably an EMU grad.

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Bige wrote:

So your a pissed of UM guy? Sounds about right, when you guys don't get something to go your way, you cry and cry until something is done about it! Dude, life is short, 2001 was a long time ago. I'm sure Ben Reese is back in England and hung over, so take your UM liberal arts degree and get back to work for your daddy, who is probably an EMU grad.

You must be an EMU grad since you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

Quite a mystery. The earliest result I can find on Ben Reese is fall of 1996. It says here he's a freshman.

http://www.runmichigan.com/colleges/michintermen96.html

The latest is spring of 2001, which would make him a 5th year senior at this point.

http://www.ncaasports.com/indoortrack/mens/story/arc_story/29414

This seems legit to me, an unbiased observer.

Joe Mama Angie Daddy wrote:

You must be an EMU grad since you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

hahaha, that's great.

gentleman and a scholar wrote:

The latest is spring of 2001, which would make him a 5th year senior at this point.

http://www.ncaasports.com/indoortrack/mens/story/arc_story/29414

This seems legit to me, an unbiased observer.

The date on those results is incorrect. Those are the results from the 2000 NCAAs, in which Reese actually compete. This is the link to the 2001 NCAA indoors

BReese was a 5 year man @EMU.

emu alum wrote:

This is the link to the 2001 NCAA indoors

http://www.flashresults.com/2001_Meets/indoor/NCAAd1/NCAA-M.HTM

I note RShay was 9th in the 5000m.