Ivo Van Damme
Ivo Van Damme
A guy who ran 2:13 at Boston a number of years ago that said that the guy he battled in the last few miles and just bearely beat was met by his coach in the finish area, and the coach handed him a lit Marlboro red.
I Smoked my first cig in 5th grade. Started on about a pack a day in 9th grade....ran all through high school.... 16:10 5k, 2:00 800, 4:34 mile....
10km - 25:58.94
time of the guy travelling from church to graveside.
traffic was a bit light that day.......
jean bouin
Worf wrote:
I know a guy who can smoke a Marlboro in less than 20 seconds.
LOL!
Nice.
Zander Masten/Rob Lohr. Used to smoke a gram then go All American at their respective Uni.
Those guys reeked when they pulled up to meets ahahaha. Heard they mixed tobacco and the devils lettuce. What bloody beautys !!
Believe they called those spliffs. Treated lubbers life a fckn playground while all the other puppy dogs would shrivel up hahah
Worf wrote:
I know a guy who can smoke a Marlboro in less than 20 seconds.
From a stamina perspective, the most I’ve ever heard of is 5 packs a day, which, assuming no sleep, comes to 4 cigs per hour.
I believe they called Masten “The walking Hash Clinic” lol. Smoked his first spliff at age 11
was on the track team with masten in grade school , the kid got caught in the locker room puffing before his mom picked him up after practice a handful of times lolol could always count on him having to do stadiums the next practice , most of the older guys on the high school team called him steamboat masten because it always seemed like there was a cloud trailing him lol . he’s doing great now as an occupational therapist
Worf wrote:
I know a guy who can smoke a Marlboro in less than 20 seconds.
Ha! I knew something like that was coming. Well done.
duliliftz wrote:
was on the track team with masten in grade school , the kid got caught in the locker room puffing before his mom picked him up after practice a handful of times lolol could always count on him having to do stadiums the next practice , most of the older guys on the high school team called him steamboat masten because it always seemed like there was a cloud trailing him lol . he’s doing great now as an occupational therapist
Does he smoke while he sees clients?
Bruh… they call him “The walk-in cloud blowing hash slinging clinic mobile”… of course he smokes when he sees patients. I did hear however that Masten got sober for like 3 months in 2020 due to covid. He was one irritable mf… Dude would sing Justin Bieber on repeat and drill spliff after spliff… you can guess how he acted after 72 hours without lung work.
His coach from AQ referred to him as “The walk-in deep freezer rosin collector”… You can only imagine what the parents thought of that nickname… He also gained like 60 pounds after moving to Kansas. That boy drank gin & tonics like he was dying tomorrow… Man I miss that son of a b****. His old college team had a toast for him that went like this…. “For tonight we shall drink like Masten, the leader of the pack. We shall smoke like Masten, and never look back. We shall love like Masten, like purities rack. And we shall run like Masten, form always intact.
RIP MASTEN LOVE YOU BRO.
Ha! Good times. Watched Masten burn the battery out his elf then Outlean Zwag from stone for bronze at whac indoor. Dude ran tough
Mary Cain used to rip a few Irish boges when Al Sal wasn’t looking. She ran pretty fast.
Saw “Heintz” Masten as the kids used to call him in uni at Mary Free Bed back in ‘21. That’s where he got the start as an OT. Good to see him succeeding at Mayo Clinic now. Heard his azz has almost gotten fire a few times cuz he keeps smoking in patients rooms 🤣🤣🤦♂️
Good to hear the bloke is doing OKAY. Chilled with his wife one in grade school. She was a walk in bust mutton fest I’ll tell ya!!