Need some good comebacks to "Run, Forrest, Run!"

break their legs and/or arms, then throw them in a river and yell "swim, forest, swim"

philibuster mcboingboing wrote:

"Yeah, well, I had sex with your wife..."

His wife is in a coma.

in a deep demonic tone scream F U. really yell it. i did that once. it felt great.

One of my friends saw a couple guys and they said that. (landscapers), so his comeback was

sweep, joe dirt, sweep!

I thought it was good.

I personally just say "Havent heard that one before"

"SUCK MY DICK MOTHER F U C K E R!"

you know, it's a lot more fun when you just wave and smile. well, maybe not.

Forrest Gump wrote:

"Thanks, Jenny!"

This one is the best.

mama said you can suck my dick!

im suprised your old enough to remember that film!!!!

Reason #114 why it's nice to live in Eugene:

I hear "Go Pre!" more often than "Run, Forrest, Run!"

Does that make you think you are PRE?

say Sit Ubu Sit...then tell them they're a good dog

philibuster mcboingboing wrote:

"Yeah, well, I had sex with your wife..."

best one, definitely

Shrink wrote:

FYI: Moving North doesn't help. I heard it all the time living in New England. Move West instead. I've never heard Run Forrest Run in the ten years I've lived in the West.

I live in Nevada and hear it every month or so. I'm not going any further west than I am already.

I typically just say thanks. They don't know what to do when you're polite. And why not? He's an All-American, Medal of Honor winner, self-made millionaire and finally got the girl. Sounds good to me.

I've gotta find Bubba

My two standard comebacks;

"Your mama what?" or "Go eat another doughnut Krispy Kreme"

Both seem to shut'em up pretty well.

Without question, the best response (if its a guy) is "Nice boobs"

Gump wrote:

I gotta go find Bubba!!!

OMFG. I couldn't stop laughing.

I was going to say, that one certainly ups the ante.